The Doctor Rules!!!!!! discussion

ok, this is how Corrupt a wish works. First, you make a wish:

I wish for a bike.

Then the next person will come along and make that wish go bad. for example:

granted, but the bike will burst into flames as soon as you use it.


then, that person will wish for something, and the cycle goes on. Got it? I'll start.


I wish for a goldfish named Sammy.

But goldfish only live for a couple of days.

I wish I didn't have to wear my retainer.

ok, but you would have to wear a headbrace 24/7

i wish for a sandwich.

yeah but that sandwich is composed of toxic waste between two dangerously moldy slices of bread.

I wish that my braces were off.

ok, but theyre comin right back on.

i wish for another goldfish named sammy.

It's going to DIIIIIEEE!!!!!


I wish my knees didn't hurt.

Then you'd have a migraine for the rest of your life.

I wish I had my own laptop.

ok, but the hardrive will crash(just like mine*sad face*)

write a wish....:P

sorry... i wish for the volkswagon jetta(NICCCE CAR)

but on the way home a terrorist will blow it up with an IED

I wish the TARDIS was blue

alright, but then it will turn hot pink (btw isnt it already blue?)

i wish thhat it was Friday TODAY

yeah...i was just messing with ya(Write a wish, so I can
burn your wildest dreams...BWHAAHAHA)

i wish that you wouldnt burn my wildest dreams. (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!)

ok....I'll just throw them in the freezer to get freezer burn and shrivel up and DIE

I wish for a sandwich....with eggs.....AND HAM

ok, BUT THE HAM IS FROM THE YEAR 1500O BC and the eggs were accidentally treated with a chemical that instantly turns whoever eats them into eggs.

i wish for a book that i would read, is in perfect condition, would stay in my hands as long as i wanted it to, and was in English. (HA!)

The book ages 1,000 years in two seconds, and the book would part of your hands, and when it ages 3,000 years, it's Chinese (DO NOT MESS WITH ME)

I wish that CQC was real (Close Quarter Combat)

Sure, but you'll die a slow and painful death as soon as it becomes real.


I wish for the perfect lip balm that actually worked.

ok, but it will be stolen from you.

i wish for 25 hours in the day!

Fine, but it'll be the last day in your life.

I wish that some of friends weren't dipwads... >.>

ok, but theyll be dillweeds instead.

I wish tha i had another dr pepper

Well then your DP will be thirty years old, flat as a wall, and the syrup all coagulated.

I wish my school was done already. xP

Granted, but you'll get a really horrible disease and die before you can do anything fun.

I wish I had the rest of the Fablehaven books.

ok, but theyll be in pakistanian.

i wish 4 a hot dog!

But it'll taste really nasty.

I wish it wasn't going to snow tomorrow.

ok, but it hails so hard that it shreds your house into tiny pieces.


I wish for a TARDIS

'Kay, but you'll die as soon as you get one.


I wish there were no more computer viruses.

Granted, but then you are cursed with a troll that obliterates every computer you will ever get.


I wish an iPod touch

Okay, but you'll drop it in the toilet not five minutes after you get it.

i wish that i had a playlist just for green day music

Sure, but it will explode from it's awesomeness and you'll never get to listen to it.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

ok, but you'll have tons of schoolwork.

i wish that math class was never invented

Sure, but all of your other classes will become uber-boring.

I wish I didn't have acne/oily skin. XP

ok, but youll have treeman-like skin

i wish 4 a pony

Kay, but it's gonna be all evil and try to eat you.


I wish I could be a pony for a day.

ok, but youll be all evil and try to eat yourself

lol write a wish?

sorry..

i wish that i had a new camera

ok but then it took a pic of u picking ur mose and sent it to everyone u know.... and then self destructed *deep*

((wish?))

hm... i wish i cud land a consistent axel

just to bring this back in to fashion....
well if you did you would die an aweful deth involving ice-cream...
i wish i could travel in the TARDIS...but not just w the doctor with the whole lot of awesome peeps!!!!

If you did the time/space continuum would be disturbed and the tardis would be sucked into the silence

I wish I had a million wishes ;)

But then the Doctor has to come and destroy you because you are using your powers to enslave all the ood.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver. One that works!

well if it did it would blow you up, because of the creepy spider things that cassandra likes!

i wish that i didn't have to get up at 6:15 every morning!!!

Nope, you have to get up at 4:15!

I wish for a banana.

then you would eat it, and die of a potassium overload.

i wish i could think of a good wish

but then as you can't think of teh wish the life that would've been a wish you wished for would strangle you with it's wishness!!!

i wish that i had no homework...=[

granted, but then you wouldn't be able to go to college or get a job

i wish i could speak every language like the Doctor

then your head would simply explode...and a death for you!!!

i wish i could eat some chocolate