Weekly Short Stories Contest and Company! discussion

Granted, but they won't be complicated because no one will be posting.

I wish that sleep was a school asignment.

Granted, but then you'd get addicted.

I wish it would stop raining this week so I could take my panorama shots for Photography. (anyone got any neat ideas for one? I was gonna try one from ground level... like of grass. XD)

(L0ve the idea! :P)...but its time to ruin your wish! I love the rain so it's going to rain for the next year.

i wish i had cheese cake! :D

(yes, i do have a sister! :P)

to bad! your mother is going to dump it on the floor, and you don't get any! :P

i wish we had milk at my house

Granted, but it's all sour and you get sick.

I wish someone else would do my art homework for me.(which is due iin an hour or do and I haven't started)

Granted, but then you can't win their love by performing first aid on their dog bites.

I wish I didn't have to work on my religion project.

Granted, but then they would be broken and you couldn't walk.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot in this room.

granted, but then you would be freezing to death.

i wish i had more time in my life.

Granted, but then you would be terribly bored.

I wish I had someone real to hold.

granted, but then they would leave you

i wish i had an Itouch

Granted but then it breaks and you can't get your money back.

I wish i had my on laptop

granted, but then it crashes from a hardware problem

oh, i wish that my sunburn would go away faster

granted then afterwords you would be very very bored

i wish i had something in my house that i wanted to eat.

Granted, but you'd find some chocolate or something and then eat so much that you become obese.

I wish all my friends can be happy for ever and ever.

granted but then everyone would be jealous and hate you.

i wish i didn't have to volunteer.

Granted, but then karma would get you for not helping out all those people in need, and you'd get depressed aswell because you wouldn't respect yourself.

I wish I had my own Wi-Fi connector.

granted, but then it would end up breaking after two seconds

i wish my mom would realize i hate twilight

Granted, but you have to say U do in frunt of a bunch of people going to the premeire (only thing i could think of...I not that big of a fan either)

I wish I owned Hobby Lobby and Jamba Juice!!

granted, but then you would be rich and someone would shoot you for your money. :(

i wish harry potter 7 would just come out already.

granted but it turns out nothing like you thought it would be,

I wish I wouldn't die if I owned Hobby Lobby and Jamba Juice...

granted, but then you would just be paralyzed.

i wish i had an icecream bar.

Granted, but then you'd eat it too fast and get brain freeze.

I wish I could learn languages easier

granted but then you wouldn't be able to remember your first language.

i wish i didn't have to have chores.

granted, but then you would think to much... :P

i wish i had a heart...

granted but you would loose you brain, *VERY EVIL LAUGH*

I wish I had a less stinky dog

((eep! :O))

granted but then the dog would be pompous and leave you.

i wish i owned all the harry potter books!

granted, but they would be type-ohs,

i wish i had enchalatas...*mouth waters*

granted but then they would be waaaaay to spicy.

i wish i had a pet fishy that would never die!

granted but it's paralized,

I wish i had a.....................................ummmmmmmmmmm.......................uhhhhhhhh...................Wii that can self-distruct!

granted but then you would be injured.

i wish i could sing well

Granted but no one can hear you,

I wish I could not be hurt in anyway

granted, but then you would live for ever and everyone else you know and love would pass away.

i wish i was in a movie( my passion is acting! :])

Granted but the movie would not gain a lot of money

I wish I could draw manga better...

((I'll get some pictures to show you just a sec...))

:] cool

granted but then everyone would lose their eye sight and not see it

i wish Heroes would return to TV already.

((sorry got to go to bed... :( ))

((awww, bye! :[))

granted but there's to much

I wish I had a pet duck

Granted but then it would bite you.

i wish i had muscles.

Granted but people would think you were weird

I wish my new pet duck would not bite me... :(

granted but then he would poop...on your mom.

I wish i had a cracker.

:( you're mean...

granted but you'd CHOKE

:p i know, now what do you wish for?

oops, I wish my duck would be trained!

Granted but then he would realize your just trying to stop Kimathy from letting you have it and leave.

I wish i had a pot of Fettachini Alfredo to eat in front of me.

(("DUCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouts I))

you're gonna get it, now...

G-R-A-N-T-E-D, but it's burnt and moldy, you get sick and die... then you're cremated...and dumped into the ocean....your very escence is now GONE!!!!!

I wish I had my D-U-C-K-Y!!!

((...scared...))

granted but then i would have to cremate you and dump you in the ocean.

i wish i had a pet dinosaur.

Granted but it eats your head

((*Flash back* I can't get hurt, YOUR WISH IS INVALID!!!))

I wish my ducky was invincible

((why is it invalid!! :P))

granted but then it would hate you.

i wish MY dinosaur ate you first.

((first page 29th post, I own hobby lobby and Jamba juice from a wish, so I would die, then i wished i couldn't get hurt))

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I wish I had a chainsaw so I could get out of the dinosaur's belly.