Kids/Teens Book Club discussion

OK, i stole this game from another group-and they stole the game from a group before them, who most likely stole the game as well...
ANYWAY! The way this game works is very simple. I cook some virtual waffles and leave them on the table.
Each member comes along and finds someway to destroy and obliviate those waffles.
Have fun and Be creative!


*** Puts a plate of fresh waffles on the table****

Okay, this is weird...ummmm...

*sends cat in to eat waffles*

(I promise, my cat would. When she was a kitten, she would steal them off the table and eat them in a corner somewhere)

*takes and RPG and blowes up the waffles, the plate, and the table*

is that how you do it??

*my books start eating them, then a peanut 700 feet tall comes along and obliterates the books and waffles.Nooooo, my books! The End ( :*

*A herd of giant snails come and devour your waffles. They love waffles.*

*A SWAT team surrounds the perimeter of the house and creeps up on the waffles, and then obliterates them by shooting the whole room up*

*does karate kicks and chops all the waffles in a thousand tiny pieces*

*i come in and eat the waffles*

Ok?!?!?!?!

*Calls Voldemort to sort them out*

I step on them.

I pull out my light-saber and blow them to pieces.

i take a flame thrower and toarch them

I send in a giant to eat all the waffles.

i dump a vat of acid on the waffles

I poison the waffles

discinagrated the waffles

plant a landmine under table.

I chuck them out the window :P

I scrape the mud off and then throw 'em to a giant whale.

i feed them to my pet shark

*uses phycic powers to catch the waffles on fire*

Toss them in the fire

I sit on them

*magically teleports the waffles to another dimension where they are devoured by a giant slug named Humphrey*

*Disapparates with the waffles to the Sahara and feeds them to the missing Quidditch referees*

omg this is like my favorite online game :D

*feeds waffles to my fearsome fishy*

(Taylor wins! :)

*takes waffles to paper shredder and drops them in*

Waffles, meet steamroller.

(Thanks Jordan!)

(Taylor wins again. For actually crushing waffles. :)

*attaches waffles to street that parade will be held on*

a highly trained chef-assasin chops them up into miniscule pieces

Mummified waffles, anyone?

I take the waffles to Rob Pattinson's house and set them on his doorstep. Mysteriously, a bunch of fangirls find out where he lives and storm his front door, thereby trampling the waffles.

Taylor wrote: "I take the waffles to Rob Pattinson's house and set them on his doorstep. Mysteriously, a bunch of fangirls find out where he lives and storm his front door, thereby trampling the waffles."

:D


I give the waffles to Voldemort...

I land a hot air balloon on the waffles.

a goose flyes into the room and tears them to shredds

I throw them out the window :P

I call in my buddy Chuck Norris and he does his magic and demolishes them

waffles meet curling iron.

*drops a giant plate on the waffles*

*Steps on them*

ride bike over them

Zaps waffles with a laser gun

tares them apart

give them to dinosaur

burry them in a grave

burns them

put them in hot oil

Aww, lets just get this over with.
*eats waffles*
Mmm, but needs syrup.

Lol, gets a flamethrower, and burns them into nothingness.