NINJA!!! discussion

i hope we all know how to play this game

How to play: one person picks up the object and finds a way to die by using it and drops something else.
Exsample:
i pick up a dime, someone shoves it down my throat and i choke to death. i drop a pen.
get it now? ok let's play...
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i drop a pen

I pick up a pen and someone makes me stab myself in the eye and up to my brain (Ew, why did I think that?)
I drop....a cell phone...

i pick up the cell phone.it happens to be the cell phone of a terrorist and he kills me for it since it had info on it. i drop a ipod

I pick up the ipod. Someone strangles me with the headphones. I drop...nail clippers.

someone comes up to me and stabs the pointy thing in the middle f the clippers in both of my eyes and i die. I drop an ant farm.

I pick up the ant farm. I take the lid off and the ants swarm me until none of my flesh is visible. When they go away, there is nothing left. In the remaining pile of clothes there is a bottle of...acetone...

i pick up a bottle of acetone. i drink it all and die. in my will, i leave you all an ice cream cone.

I pick up the ice cream cone. I bury my face in it until it's numb. I can't feel anything, so I'm inclined to hit my head on a wall until my skull cracks open and I die.

I drop....a jar of pickles...

The glass shatters on the ground and I slip in the pickle juice. A shard of glass pierces an artery and I almost bleed to death but I drown in my blood first.

When I sliped my Winne the Pooh stuffie falls to the ground.

I pick up the stuffed animal. It turns out to be posessed by an evil spirit and while I'm baby talking over its fluffyness, it surprise attacks me, and kills me by...uh...beating me to death.

I drop (haha my dignity) a toothbrush

I pick up the toothbrush and scrubing my teeth with it to clear spinach off of a frount tooth before my crush can see it. It happens to be posined and I fall dead.

I drop a padlock

when you dropped the padlock it hit my head and cracked my skull open and i died. i dropped a leaf.

I pick up the leaf and eat it. It's from a tree I'm allergic to and I die.

I drop a moldy bread stick.

I don't notice the Mold and I eat it. It is posinus and I die.

I drop a cat

I pick up the cat. It's not a cat, it's an angry alien in disguise. It shoves itself down my throat until I can't breath and I fall to the ground dead. It later pops out of my stomach and runs off.

In my cold lifeless hand there is a stinky sock.

i attempt to pick up the sock, but die of fright when i see the body.
in my marble-like eyes, there are two purple contacts.

I take the contacts. I think they are earphones and put them in my ears. I can't hear the big steam roller right behind me...
need I say more?

Before I am crushed, my favorite gluestick flies out of my hand.

I walk along and, not noticing the gluestick I step on it. My foot is glued to the spot and I die of starvation.

In my struggle to get free I drop a pencil sharpener

I pick up the pencil sharpener, thinking it is a cheese sharperner. I stick a piece of cheese in it and sharpen it. Little do I know that the blade has been soaked in a deadly chemical and when I eat the cheese, I die.

My plastic princess tiara falls off my head.

(Total number of deaths for me:9)

((Nice...))

I pick up the tiara and skip happily into the woods. After 2 days of wandering aimlessly, I admit to myself that I'm lost and hang myself from a tree with a rubber band.

the second I die, the rubber band breaks. What are you gonna do now?! huh!? lol.

I find the broken rubber band and stick it up my throat and out my nose. It's stuck and I can't get it out. It tickles my nose and I sneeze again and again and again until my heart stops for good.

A bar of soap I had stolen, that was hidden in my jacket, falls to the ground.

i pick up the bar of soap and try to melt it in my fireplace with a blowtorch. little did i know, but it was really DY-NO-MITE! (sorry. i just had to do that) so i blew up.

my trombone was found at the crime scene.

me, being a band geek, take the trombone home and call the police. i pickup the trombone, but me, the enemy of all inanimte ojects, it falls on my neck and i die. (its true a mini laptop, and my sax have both tried chocking me.)
i drop a box of reeds

i pick them up and think they are food. i try to eat them, but they get lodged in my brain. (DONT. ASK.) i die. before i die, some doughnut seeds fall out of my pocket. ((cheerios))

I pick up the cheerios and plant them in the ground. I sit day after day waiting patiently for them to grow without moving from my spot. I eventually go mad and run around screaming until some hunter thinks I'm a wild animal and shoots me. When my carcass is dragged away, there is a roll of duct tape left behind.

I pick up the duck tape and tape over my mouth and nose. When my dead body falls to the ground, there is a hard boiled egg in my hand.

i pick up the hard boiled egg. i run over to my house to wash my hands before i eat, but i trip and some of the shell gets lodged in my skull. i bleed to death, and leave my dog to all of you.

I steal the dog and get accused for kidnapping by Xologrrl's mother. She calls the po-po and they shoot me in the head while tasering my eyes.

I drop a mini hair-tie.

((ZAP!!!:P))
i run up to the mini hair tie. when i bend over to pick it up it transforms into a ninja and whacks my knees out from under me. i collapse on the ground and the hairtie finishes me off (i wont go into detail how... *shudder*)

i leave you a brian white

((OMG!!!! HEHEHEHE...SO MANY POSSIBILITIES THAT ONLY XOLOGRRL AND QUEEN SHALL GET))

I look at him and start to crack up uncontrollably at his shortness. I die. Enough said.

I leave you with Eckhardt. MWAHAHAHA!!!

((LOL!!!))
Eck decides he hates us so much that he quits and leaves the band to Bob. Bob designs the drill so i get run over by a tuba, so i do.
i leave you.........a tuba

I decide to attempt t play the tuba. I lift it onto my shoulder adn because I play piccolo and have no need for upper-body strength, I drop it on myself. My head gets trapped in the bell and in my failing attempt to get it off, I accidently run into the road and get hit by an 8-wheeler. The good news: The tuba gets crushed and comes off. The bad news: So does my head.

I drop my brain.

((LOL!!!was its brians tuba :P))
i pick up your brain and lick it
the 8 wheeler swerves and comes at me
i jump out of the way and it hits you again
then i swallow your brain by accident
i leave you.............. brandon/brendan. (you chose which one :P)