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ok so background info u need 2 no 2 get it: there's this super grose guy @ my synagogue who is un4tunately the same age as me so we have Jewish class 2gether. And he tries 2 b sexy ..... eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww...
OK so my school went to Chula Vista (a waterpark in Wisconsin Dells) and he goes 2 a different school then me but apparently his school was going 2 but I didn't no and I saw him in his swimsuit and omg he looked totally creepy and sooooooooooooooo ewwwwww omg i seriously wanted 2 throw up so bad ewwwww omg i feel like throwing up now (i'm using omg way 2 much). oh and i have no idea how he manages 2 get 50 gfs @ the same time he looks sooooo grose when his legs and arms are uncovered it looks so sick omg

i was walking home from the summerfest, right? and this drunk guy walks up. you can tell he's drunk b/c he can't walk in a straight line. anyway, he says "hello, how are you?"
and i'm like "fine, you?" because im polite that way. it slipped out.
and he goes "I'm always good. I may not look as good as you but i'm trying."
*shudder* i was creeped out.

"no, i'm not registered to vote. Im not old enough."
now, the first guy thought i was 21, the second 18, and the third 16.
I'm 13.
they freaked.

Okay. At one point last winter, I invited my friend Kayla over my house. For dinner, we went to Golden Corral. While we were eating, my four year old sister practically yelled,"Keyanah(me) thinks it's scary when I'm high!" We all started cracking up. Even the two tables next to us were laughing their heads off. It was sooooooo funny.
OK, so on friday my friend joanne had her b-day party. i came way early to help her set up. so we were putting up a sign on her street when this construction guy came up to us and said- "Hey, you havin a party?" then joanne said "Uh, yeah." then he said, "u turnin 13?" then he said "Cool, what times the party?" then she replied(i dono y?)) "It's at four". He said "Hey cool, i'll be there," then joanne got kinda freaked out and she said "OK?" then she and i walked away. he was a really old construction worker?

im only 13!! and it really didn't happen to me. i wasn't even there. it happened only to my friend joanne.

I went to an Obama rally thing with my dad (13 too, btw) and we were walking home. Anyway, we saw this cool vespa scooter bike, and my dad said to the owner, "Nice bike!" And he says, "Oh thanks. Nice girl." (talking about me) I just stared at him, and my dad said, "She's my daughter." The guy started laughing really nervously.
Another time, our whole family was tubing and some guy was asking everyone if they wanted "special brownies" (they have pot in them). My brother (who's 7) was yelling, "i want one!" of course, he didn't have one. And didn't understand why xD
I was at the mall, alone, and walking past a verizon phone booth thing. Some guy says, "Miss. Hello, good evening. Would you be interesting in buying a phone today?" I looked at him weird and said, "Uhh..." Somethign seemed to occur to him, and he said, "How old are you?" I said, "13." He's like, "Oh. Haha. Ah. I see. nevermind." His face was really red.
oh, i have a really embarrassing story about myself! here it is:
ok, so there's this national charity league (NCL) and it's is a program that you do with your mom. So my mom was on a trip so i went with one of my friends and her mom. So i went outside because my dad called me and i didn't want to interrupt the fashion show that the older girls were putting on. (fyi, there were about 200 people there. another fyi, i was wearing slippery sandals) ok, so when i came back inside, i accidentally tripped and fell FLAT ON MY FACE and the fashion show stopped and the WHOLE room looked at ME!!
ok, so there's this national charity league (NCL) and it's is a program that you do with your mom. So my mom was on a trip so i went with one of my friends and her mom. So i went outside because my dad called me and i didn't want to interrupt the fashion show that the older girls were putting on. (fyi, there were about 200 people there. another fyi, i was wearing slippery sandals) ok, so when i came back inside, i accidentally tripped and fell FLAT ON MY FACE and the fashion show stopped and the WHOLE room looked at ME!!

Ok so yesterday i was at the Galaxy vs. Earthquake soccer game. My brother had a thing of silly string and he started to spray it. It was really windy though so when he shot it, it went ALL over the people in front of us. They spoke spanish (so does my dad) and they started yelling. i know it was really mean..........BUT IT WAS REALLY FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!