The Doctor Rules!!!!!! discussion

Okay, so recently I found an add on google called "333 ways to get kicked out of Walmart". Think of a way to get kicked out of Wal-Mart and Post it here. I'll start.

Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."

hah did i tell u about it? i luuuurv that website! i remember these three:

go into a change room, make some grunting noises, and yell "there's no toilet paper left in here!"

hide a canteloupe under you're shirt and go into the bathroom. Make grunting noises and drop the canteloupe in the toilet!

Hit somebody over the head with a ham.

http://en-gb.facebook.com/pages/Top-5...

go to this link its really funny!

ya know, its funny, because half the things would probably get you arrested.

Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"

hahaha ive so dun that before!

I like one of the status updates that one of those status update websites (for twitter and facebook type sites) has ("Status shuffle").

"is going to Wal-mart and Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking."

haha

hmm...wear tattered clothing and run into walmart riding a horse and screaming "LALALALALALA! HAHAHAHA! THAT'LL SHOW YOU WALDO! HAHAHAAHHAHAHA!"

Lol whaaat?

idk haha i just randomly thought of it

lol get the hardest wheres waldo book you can find and ask a cashier where waldo is and yell and scream and have a hissy fit when they can't find him!

hahahaha

Make a big sign and get a blow horn and say that there's a sale on at Zellers

shout a very rude insult at each individual that passes by you...

Try to shove yourself up the opening of the giant crane game. If you get stuck, shriek at anyone who passes by. If you make it in, then bury yourself under all the toys and wait for someone to try it. When the claw comes down pop your hand out and grab it!

Hey just out of interest what is Wal-Mart?

Jeannie,
Wal-Mart is a discount general store in America that began as a "five and dime". Today it is similar to it's rival K-Mart. I'm not sure what the UK/European or Australian equivalent would be.

They sell just about every common consumer product. In some cases lower than the regular retail price for some items either at or above that. They are extremely popular in southern America and in some communities it is the only store that carries some of those products in their area. Because of the discount prices, and in many areas they sell firearms, sometimes they are used for "red-neck" poor American humor. Now they seem to be in most major US metropolitan areas often in the suburbs. Recently there have been talks of having one built in Washington DC but many people are against it. There are several in MD and VA in the DC area though.

This might help some: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_...

ahhh yes... i kinda got the gist of the whole wal-mar thing from the many american books i have read...they have the wherehouse in NZ(the wherehouse, the wherehouse, where everyone gets a bargain!!!)

*warehouse :) and also I'm not sure bout chch, but in auckland we have K-mart.

ohhh we have them at some malls like riccarton!!!!!!

We have lot's of walmarts in Canada but soon we're getting Targets instead of Zellars

what are ZELLARS??????????????????????????????

Kirk wrote: "Jeannie,
Wal-Mart is a discount general store in America that began as a "five and dime". Today it is similar to it's rival K-Mart. I'm not sure what the UK/European or Australian equivalent would ..."

Ah right I get it now.. We have K-Mart in Australia so that would probably be very similar.

yeah... we have a couple of K-Marts!!!

I think zellars are only in Canada.. ;)

oh....still dunno what zellars are!!!!!

probs department store..... anyway change of subject time :)


I don't have any ideas.....

Find a tee shirt that says "Would rather be..." ...shopping at Target (or K-Mart) Then go to an area of high priced items like tvs, where many shoppers are looking, start looking at the price tags and say loudly, "I can't believe they're charging this much for this piece of junk that got such poor ratings from consumers"

haa lol!!!!(LOLtastic)

Wear a red vest and ask random people "Hi Welcome to Tar... er WalMart how can I help you?" (WalMart Employees wear blue vests, the red is Target).

Pull an Adrian Monk... Go through the grocery section and look for items that are beyond their expiration dates. Also include some refrigerated or frozen iems where the expiraton date cannot be read easily (smeared ink) Take your time to get a full bsket. Wait in line and when you get to the head of the line, tell the cashier, just before he/she begins to ring them up tht they are not purchaess but a collection of expired things, then walk away.

Put on a gas mask and follow people and ask them "Are you my mummy?"

 Tangles is in SPACE!  wrote: "Put on a gas mask and follow people and ask them "Are you my mummy?""

:) Fun, but sadly only a few (doctor who fans) would get the reference.

But everyone else would be creeped out so it would still be funny :)

Yup. I managed to creep my friend and her family out last halloween. My parents went inside and I hid inside the car and then I called my stepmom, who had her phone on speaker, and asked her "are you my mummy?" Over and over and then I sent my dad a text: "ARE YOU MY MUMMY ARE YOU MY MUMMY ARE YOU MY MUMMY ARE YOU MY MUMMY ARE YOU MY MUMMY" And then I put on the gas mask and came inside.

LOL

It was hilarious exept no one could here me and some little kid though I was a scuba diver. Hel-lo? I'm wearing a gas mask and normal clothes. Derp-a-derp.

LOL fail child! fail! xD

FAIL CHILD

=]

Karen B wrote: "Pull an Adrian Monk... Go through the grocery section and look for items that are beyond their expiration dates. Also include some refrigerated or frozen iems where the expiraton date cannot be re..."

I know that show! Mr. Monk!

 Tangles is in SPACE!  wrote: "Put on a gas mask and follow people and ask them "Are you my mummy?""

SO RIGHT!

Kirk wrote: " Tangles is in SPACE!  wrote: "Put on a gas mask and follow people and ask them "Are you my mummy?""

:) Fun, but sadly only a few (doctor who fans) would get the reference."

Yeah, but, you'd still get thrown out of Wal-Mart. :) And plus you'd creep EVERYONE out.

And give them nightmares.

I got an Idea....Post ideas how to get thrown out of Wal-Mart using Doctor Who.

Here: Paint yourself gray (or if you can't wear stone angel shirts), walk up to someone, and stay as still as you can, then, when they blink move as fast as you can toward them before they open there eyes. Repeat it a couple times then move to someone else. You'd freak EVERYONE out.

 Tangles is in SPACE!  wrote: "And give them nightmares."

Righteous.

Wear an astronaut suit, paint your face white or black, and walk very slowly with stiff legs and say: "Hey! Who turned out the lights!?"

Kaleigh wrote: "Here: Paint yourself gray (or if you can't wear stone angel shirts), walk up to someone, and stay as still as you can, then, when they blink move as fast as you can toward them before they open the..."

Haha. Yes. Actually, even better, have other people do the same thing in different places.

Go inside Wal-Mart take a toy sonic screwdriver and a friend go up to someone and scan them with the screwdriver, and say: "This person isn't HUMAN! Quick capture him/her and take it to the TARDIS!"