Terminalcoffee discussion

I'm sorry, I know, that term is really not ok. But read this post:
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com...
and you know it is in context. Holy laugh machine.

That was hilarious! My dogs are not retarded, but one is defiant and stubborn as hell. The other one talks ALL.THE.TIME. and she sounds like Chewbacca. It really freaks people out.

I asked Robby if he's slow and got this look:



I'm not quite sure what to think of it.

I asked Bulldog if he was retarded, he gave me a distainful look meowed & walked off.

My wife says one of my dogs is a "dog with autism". She's a special education teacher and says he has autistic traits...I just think he's spazzy and hyper-sensitive, but I like him. The other dog is needy and friendly. I like him, too.

What a delightful read upon wakening! Stupid retarded adorable dog!

Now I'm gonna try some of those tests. I'll report back later. I'm thinking Raider will pass with flying colors, but but hmmm.

I asked my lab Maggie if she was retarded, and she took a shit on the carpet. Got my answer.

(I'm so kidding, Maggie didn't do that. If anything, Maggie's too damned smart for her own good. I seem to be surrounded by children and pets that seem to want to outsmart me at all times.)

What kind of dog, Barb? I'm picturing a pug.

Ohhhhhh, what kind of terrier?

There sure is a surge in all the Poos, they are mixing poodles with everything these days!

well, i feed her. she sleeps most of the day on the couch on a pillow. i sneak her real people food often, she is on the free health care program at my house, she gets her salon treatment about once a month (nails clipped and bathed), she sits in my chair with me and i rub her belly. she is not required to do anything really other than be loveable and not make a mess of anything. you tell me if she is....

wonder if our dogs are asking this question about us?

Sounds like your dog is the queen of your house, Kev!

I'm now a fan of Reese. :)

Did you see the real life pictures of her dog from that blog post? She's super cute, if a bit retarded looking.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?...

Nice! This one is my favorite:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid...

My cat's crossed eyes make him look a little retarded.

that was frickin' hilarious Sally!

your cat is cuuuuuute, G.

Thanks, Sally. He's the best looking cat I've ever owned and he's enormous.

I loved that blog! I had a completely retarded kitten. He was the brother to his own Dad, so the genetic makeup was a bit iffy. He used to gear up to chase something, you know where cats hunker down in front & wiggle the back end up high before they take of & pounce whatever it is they're pouncing? Well, he'd do this and run Smack! into the wall. He did it a LOT... especially in the middle of the night in my room. Poor thing. But, he was very loveable. He finally got eaten by coyotes, which wasn't a huge surprise.

lol, both of you.

That cat wasn't odd... he sounds insidious!

does insidious mean awesome?

Gretchen, I LOOOVE your cat! :D Sooo cute. I just wanna kiss him all over his face!

He'd let you but then he'd do it to you, Heidi. He's aggressive about his lovins.

Gretchen wrote: "He'd let you but then he'd do it to you, Heidi. He's aggressive about his lovins."

:D

!!!!!

♥

I have a sneaking suspicion that all cats have an evil genius agenda... it's just whether or not they're too lazy to get up off their fuzzy butts & do something about it.

This is Clarence, who is not necessarily retarded but looks a bit challenged in this picture:


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Hmmmm. I take that back, he's actually kind of good-looking.

He looks very wise and distinguished! I want to scratch his head.

he has scholarly features and would probably look good in glasses.

or with a little moustache.

He has a nice long nose.

I love cats.

Does anyone else ever do this to their pet pictures?

Also, they need to make a test for cats. I really think there is something wrong with mine. I love him anyways!

My cat may not be around much longer. He's 20 years old but has always acted like a kitten. The last couple of months, though, he has slowed considerably.

His jumping is not very good anymore, and sometimes he appears to hurt as he climbs stairs.

He's been my family longer than anyone else currently in the home. It's tough watching him go downhill.

HOLY MOLEY!!! That's pretty cute. :)

What a peanut!! He didn't even beg at the door or anything??

I love that you're posting smart dog stories in the "Is your dog retarded" thread.

Phil wrote: "My cat may not be around much longer. He's 20 years old but has always acted like a kitten. The last couple of months, though, he has slowed considerably.

His jumping is not very good anymore, a..."

Phil I feel your pain. Two years ago, I lost my main man after 21 yrs. He died peacefully in my arms. I always joked that he was the one "guy" that was with me through thick and thin because I had had him most of my adult life. Pets become part of our family.

Gretchen wrote: "I love that you're posting smart dog stories in the "Is your dog retarded" thread."

More justification for my TawNub fandom.

I love that website - Hyperbole and a Half. You have to read the Boyfriend Does Not Have Ebola Probably one.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com...

The pictures literally had me crying. I printed it to post in our breakroom, and now every time I see it I chuckle. "Huh. I never knew that about giraffes." vs. "My pain is not fucking around."

Hahahahaha!!! Youndyc, I'm laughing again just remembering that pain chart! :D

Me, too! HiLARious, truly.

The pain chart should have earned her a webby.

I agree. That pain chart is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's so true. I have a bunch of nurse friends who went really crazy over it. I swear I won't be surprised if they actually start using it.

DO NOT TRY TO EAT WHILE LOOKING AT PAIN CHART!!!

Against my better judgement I am probably gonna print out that pain chart and post it in the breakroom at work, whereupon I will get in serious trouble for having a sense of humor which is not allowed (see: zombie attack poster of 2009 which was hilarious but which made my boss cry and have flashbacks to Columbine and VaTech even though she wasn't even there and no zombies were involved) (that we know of.) So I'd like to thank Youndyc in advance for getting me on my boss's shit list, again.

Mary, I'm always glad to "help."

Revised #3: "This is distressing. I don't want this to be happening to me at all."

LMAO that was great stuff!

That is the best thing I've seen all day. Thanks for sharing.

My dog is actually pretty smart, she just looks retarded.

That blog is great...