Fiction books, random chat, and a little roleplay discussion

1. Break the glass on the fish tanks

((number them please))

2. Run naked through the aisles.

3. Ask someone working there if they can kick you out.

4. Pick the managers nose.

5. Scream "Cedric Diggory Lives" a hundred times.

6. Wait outside the bathroom and when someone needs to use it say "That'll be $100,000,000 please. And thank you for shopping at Wal Mart."

7.act like a greeter only when someone comes in say "I'm sorry, we are closed. Please come back NEVER!!"

8. go into the dressing room, wait for a couple of minutes then yell "THERE'S NO TOLIT PAPER IN HERE!"

9. Pelvic thrust down aisles

10. Bark at people.

11. Give a 101% discount on all items. And give $100 extra change in everyone's payment..(o.O)

lol so its free and they get an extra 100$

12. Shoot people with nerf guns

haha...so they have this new tagline..

13. "SHOP ALL YOU WANT for FREE!".xD..cool!

14. Play dodgeball with customers who didn't know they were playing dodgeball.

15.

Aww. He's so cute!

16. Kill everyone who would go after your favorite item.

xD

17. Fry all the fish in the fish tanks.

18. Act like Sisa who's looking for her sons Basilio and Crispin, dragging everyone on your way..lol

19. eat all the food

20. Go around and smack people

21. Instead of paying 50$ for the things you bought pay 50 yen

22. Hop on tables and do the chicken dance

23. swinging from the rafters/ceiling/pipes/vents/thingys and imitating an accentor.

24. Camp out in the shoe department using there tents and blankets. While grabbing people's ankles as they walk by

25. Inflict ergasiophobia upon all of the workers

26. Gather up about a hundred kids that you invite with you to walmart.

27. Break jars of food

28. Pretend like you cast a string across one of the aisles, but have there be no string

29. Play the lava game, and when somebody steps on a 'lava' square yell "Haha! You just got burnt up!" Then later randomly yell "LAVA...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...Haha, your dead now!"

Lmao
30. Run through the hall screaming 'MY GRANDMA IS TAKING A CRAP I GOTTA GET HOME!' and randomly shake people and scream in their faced.

31. Randomly sit on someone(It doesn't have to be a larger person) and say "I've been really good this year, so for Christmas I want three billion dollars, a mansion, my own car, and for you to lose weight." (This is really mean, but it would probably accomplish your goal.)

32. Grab a shopping cart and walk into walls and say. 'Ooh ooh, sorry young man.'

33. run around the store with pom poms chanting mean thing to strangers

34. Unleashe all the bouncy balls (Ya know, the giant ones) and scream 'Go PICKACHU!'

((lol))
35.push old people down than laugh and run away

36. Say you want to try a bike out, and ride it around the store randomly falling and running into people

37.shove poptarts down peoples pants

37. Go to the Mac n' cheese aisle and shout 'Should I get cheddar or american?' and when someone asks you to be quiet yell 'can't I just pick my mac in silence?'

38.play all the radios as loud as they go,and make sure eveyone is on a different station

39. Carry around cat litter (the like 12 lb. bags) in a cart and walk up to people and say 'can you hold this?' and give them two bags, and walk away.

40. Roll over the floor and ask people why you're getting dizzy. @.@

41. Take your dog with you inside.

42. Place mouse traps everywhere.

43.stick marshmallows to people

44. Release all the animals in their cages.

45. kradzieży pieniędzy z kasy!

46. yell at the manager saying "this service is WAY to good"

47. Ride around in the old people car things pourind glue on the floor.

48. Punch the manager

50. Read all of the books aloud... really, really loud.

lol 51. eat bananas then through them in the managers face