Axis Mundi X discussion

So. How you doing nick... Any new colors?

Nope.

Really not even one?

Eh uhuh.

Dude that sucks.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Are you really that bored Nick?

yes... I have to stay up for 3 more hours.

Eh, No you don't. Go to sleep now, nobody will notice.

Umm, dude I definatly think someone would notice if I went to sleep.

I think I am going to mosey on over to the smoke shack, and attempt to smoke. This will probably be painful, but I am feeling pretty punchy, so it is time to burn one. BRB BFF };-p

haha, its funny seeing you have a conversation with yourself.

I've got another 5 and a half hours of work to go yet, GR will keep me occupied because we are seriously quite.

Again? Tell those lazy consumers in the U.K. to get of their asses and shop. Or better yet sit on their asses and shop on line.

I'd try but no one has any money - though I spent a small fortune on clothes this weekend but then again I live at home with my parents because the housing market is to expensive for me to move out, so i don't have to pay any bills, buy big appilances and I don't have a car yet (I failed my driving test 3 times)so I have money to burn, though i am trying to save up.

I started a thread envisioning something just like this!

http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show_g...

Of course it's not as amusing as Nick talking to himself. I started lurking right when Nick was quitting smoking. Gotta say, that was very amusing.

Three times… Eh, I think you better stick with having your 13 year old friends throw you around.

Yeah, I will be attempting another go at quitting Lori. I really need to and this un-curable crud is helping out allot, I can’t really smoke at efficiency when my lungs explode with every drag, which ironically is a drag in itself.

Well, if this is what the conversation pace is going to be I’m going to use the restroom.

Dude, you so didn’t need to post that. Your mum might be reading this.

Hey screw hole, my mum knows I need to use the restroom just like everyone else.

Fine but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

very funny Nick, I hope to past this time round, my next test is on the 23.07.08. Luckly I didn't get thrown around on Saturday, we where putting together the dance routine before adding all the stunting bits. Its shamefully when a bunch of 13yrs are taller and bigger than you - luckly the squad age range is pretty good, youngest 23 - oldest 24.

I don't smoke so I can't imagine having to give up, must be hard work.

Yes it is but lucky for me I have all these tasty meds to eat, and nutritious juices to drink, cranberry, orange. Ugh, if only I had something with booze in it.

Hayley, if you're planning to take your next test on the seventh of the 27th month of '08, I wish you all sorts of luck, but don't expect to see you driving anytime soon...

:p

(sorry, hard not to joke about the silly reversed conventions between there and here...)

Do they have bumper lanes in the UK? That might make everyone else feel a bit more secure with you on the roadways. ;)

Thanks Lisa, I need to pass this time its costing me a fortune -I've spent nearly £2000 on learning to drive.

Nick you'll end you with a different addiction if you start adding booze to your juice lol I drank plenty of alcohol of Saturday night, though I'm good and don't get wasted anymore. Plus I behaved myself, I didn't go out and try and get my hands on a new bloke, I didn't text or call wonky dick (giggles quietly at my desk) and was home in bed by midnight.

no we don't and not only that but all my lessons are during high traffic periods, I'm actually a good driver but I hate test situations adn get really nervous and end up making silly mistakes, that I would never make during my lessons.

Wonky dick. BAM! It is good you didn't call. Though it could have been funny if you had drunk dialed him...Rambling on about his deformed man hydraulics. Telling him how the bloke you met knew him in high school and said that flop cock tried to kiss him.

Wonders what kind of silly mistakes that would be. Driving down the proper side of the street? Looking forward when going backwards? (Stole that from a guy Richie film)

LOL, thats true - though I think he would have rejected my call which would have resulted in a answer machine message, probably a long the same line and a very disgruntled young woman storming around Bolton Town centre.

Hey there is nothing wrong with a healthy dose of disgruntled-ness from time to time. But never leave a message; those always end up on you tube, entertainment weekly or some such filth.

no Nick, my first failure was on my turn in the road, I got half way through it and then completely forgot what I was doing - the same thing happened in my Maths exams thought out school.
Second failure - stopped and traffic lights and some bloke decides to pull over and then reverse back into the queue, only problem was he had no indictator lights working, so I started to move forwarded and had to slam on the brakes because without warning he started to reverse, arsehole.
Third failure - messed my turn in the road up again and it was in the same spot where I messed it up the first time - I've now got a mental block on that manoeuver(sp)

I didn't leave a message and the only text I sent all night was to my friend Ross, to wish him a happy Birthday. Good could you imagine, I would be absolutely horrified if that ever happened.

How does one go about forgetting about the turn they are making? You are not helping me see why you should have a license. };-p


Eh, so anyway, when you get your license, what kind of car are you going to get?

I always encourage drunken dialers. I have never known one that didn't regret it the next day. Often for many many days. hehe.

Ah Sehr gutten tag Frau MontyBimbo, Jawole(sp)!

Its not like turning left or right, thats easy, its when you pull over and turn in the complete opposite direction, and there are steps in which to do this. I got the first three points right and then my mind went completely blank and I couldn't remember which way I had just turned, so went back the way I went, a complete mess of it.

I'm thinking about getting the a Mazda 3, they are well smart.

Sarah, drunk dialing is something I try to avoid. Though its something Wonky dick will probably do in a weeks time, because I'm his safety net - he can take a running jump if he thinks I'll come running.

Oh I would pay to see him splat on the pavement. You must post this on Youtube.

It's jerkoffs like that that give assholes like me a bad name.

I would if I could see him take the running jump - I'll be in my nice warm bed ingoring his calls and he'll be the one leaving answer messages not me. If he does I'll put them on a thread and you can have a laugh at how desperate he is!!!

He does give men a bad name and he's one of the worst kind - appears to be nice and then treats you like shit.

Sarah I also wondered wat Nick was rambling on about there. It looks like something some texted drunk, I once sent a message like that and the next my friend James took the piss out of me big style - though when I told wat the message was supposed to say he stopped laughing.

Ah Sehr gutten tag Frau MontyBimbo, Jawole!
Ah very good morning Ms MontyBimbo, (I'm, not sure if there is a direct English translation to jawole but it is pretty much a motivated Yes Ma'am!)

I never text drunk! I prefer my tongue lashings to be eye to eye.

True, but I was a drunken mess, I don't even remember sending the text or the incoherent phone call to him either - he wasn't in trouble, he's my best mate but when I finally read the text and transcribed it for him, lets say he was more than a little bit shocked by what I told him.

I have not drunk text, called or shouted at anyone in a long time. I'd rather be sober and meaning what I was saying, rather than have someone saying she's drunk she doesn't mean it.

Well, and on good reads. But that is mostly meaning less hate sloshing about, nothing serious for the most part. Sometimes I really mean it... like in GothCrotch 1,000,000,000 tears of sadness, Oh please.

Well a real friend will accept your drunk dailing no matter what you said.

I find it frustrating when your telling someone you hate them - for whatever the reason - and someone stands staying she doesn't mean it, she just mad. Has that person ever stop to think that there is a reason I'm mad and at that moment in time I really do hate the person. I may calm down and decide rationally conversation is in order but why should someone else tell me how I should feel.

Yeah, Goodreads is a good place to vent your spleen, it also helps that you can voice your ideas and get great advice instead of jumping in head first and making a complete tit of yourself.

Vent your spleen. I have never herd that one. Nice.

I concur with the good in goodreads.

Well, I'm trying to get my relief on the phone and the lazy bastard isn't picking up. I would make a joke about him being dead but that would be in poor taste considering our situation here at the moment.

If you were to say he better be dead... and then later you found out he really was dead would you feel bad about that?

Eh, where the hell is this guy, I'm starting to get a nasty headache. Yeah were all ill, but come on dude. I relieved him on time. Bastard. Maybe he slipped in the bathroom and cracked his head on the toilet. Hmm, I bet housekeeping wouldn't be happy about that. They would have to clean it up. They are a gaggle of lazy bastards too.

Stupid housekeeping, letting all this infectious filth coat everything. They should be ashamed of themselves, where is the pride in their work. It can't be too hard to clean my wife does it all the time? BAM!!!! That was totally a joke, just seeing if you were paying attention.

haha, though saying he better not be dead is like a bad omen - keep your fingers crossed he'll turn up.

Vent your spleen - its something my nan always says. I can do it quite well, though I have to make sure its directed at the right person. My best friend Nicola says i vent my spleen so beautifully - if that can be managed. That way i don't say anything stupid to the wrong person.

she'll kill you if she saw that!!!

To vent ones spleen so beautifully… I am picturing yellow hue bile spraying out of your midsection making very tasteful patterns on wonkdick’s face. Nice


Uh, dude, I think bile is green…

What ev! Everyone knows bile is yellow.

Dude, seriously I’m pretty sure bile is green.

Have you ever been really really sick? Vomit on an empty stomach it is yellow!

Nah, she knows just what kind of ass I am. She also knows I don’t mean it. And if she can’t take a joke then she can get the hell out!


Again a joke, I love my wife my best friend ever forever.

Your quite right, sick on an empty stomach is yellow and is actually called bile.

I'm quite elegant is my wording - normally peppered with the odd swear word - Nicola just sits there and laughs, making sure she makes the right noises at the right time - I normally don't let her cut in while I'm venting my spleen.

awww Nick that was so sweet.

I want someone to say that about me:(

Ok now I imagine you as Kate Isis from coupling.

Apparently!

I am having a moment. It’s the Gall blatter that produces bile, and the spleen that produces red blood cells. I’m a bit slow on the updraft tonight.

How do you expect anyone to take you serious when you keep making daft mistakes like that?

Screw you dude I have to share this thing with you. And let me tell you, you’re no fun to be around. All your smoking and drinking.

Oh Ok How about you piss off then. I’ll take the frontal lobe, and you can have the colon.

Oh the ass has a joke now does it?

Kettle black much, didn’t you hear me you’re in the colon.

I've never watched Coupling so I'll google Kate Isis.

I wouldn't have clue which was which, biology was never my favourite subject at school.

Wow Nick, you conversation with yourself is getting a bit ratty, is it the lack of sleep.

Two things.

1) If I can find a partner anyone can. Believe that.
2) How in the hell have you never watched Coupling! It is like the absolute best thing out of the UK since like…. The Mayflower! HELLLLLLOOOOOO!