Smart Talented Unique Person(s) in Demand (STUPID) discussion

what's good Eddy!?

hello energizer!

i dont even want to know what that means! let's get this started!!!

Question #1! what the fuck? Eddie! what the fuck?

energizer is what i heard women call you, referring to the duration of your love making.

Guahahahah! they were proly lying!

i miss you, man! you always lift my selfsteem with your white lies!!!!!


tell me what's good with your life, Ed? i heard you left the ice cream trucks busyness behind! and started a new career in the Insurance busyness!

you are correct. It was not the line of business i wanted to be in.

Besides... the kids and the jingle were driving me nuts.

i dont think nobody here in GoodReads knows who the fuck you are! you remember from here you know me? and if you do! do you mean telling people how we met?

well i meet u a few years ago at a gourmet mexican cuisine restaurant named TACO BElL. I was ur supervisor and we instantly clicked in the most non-homosexual way ( not that theres anything wrong with that, i was around you too much !)

hahahahahh gourmet mexican cousin restaurant! hahahahah


face it Ed! you love hanging out with me!!! i'm the best wingman you ever had!!! i can make you look good in fucking male model convention!!!


of all the fun times we had together at the bell... which one you think was the coolest?

There were too many times that were cool to only choose one. Dude Taco Bell was nothing but madness.chaos. absolute pandemonium.

hahahahah it was dude!! i still have nightmares with that fucking speed up service ringing thing! sometimes i wake up sweating screaming "drive up! drive up! for the love of god! drive up!!"


but i was hopping you will mention all those games of "oops i punched you in the balls" that we played! i still remember that time you punched me in front of a costumer while i was about to give him his food! and i was so committed that i still manage to hand him his food! and then hit the ground! and the mother fucker laugh!!! and you knew that punching in front of costumers was not allowed in the game!!! why did you punch me anyway?

i punched you anyway because 1. I was the fucking manager, 2. I didnt give a shit, 3. I take the "I hit u in the balls" game serious! lol

hahahah! you didnt give a shit! that's true! and you did take "oops i punched you in the balls" seriously! you once made Lorenzo almost pass out!



let's end this man! cuz i know you busy and shit!!!

last question!


true or false!!! did some fucked up shit always went down in your Dungeon of Pleasure (your basement) or that's just people exaggerating?

TRUE. The people did not exaggerate, the stories were real! It was named the Dungeon of Pleasure for a reason.