All Dorks Welcome discussion

It's pretty much self-explanatory.

Alright, in my opinion, you're officially a dork when you do something stupid enough that you make yourself laugh.

lol, I love it when that happens. It's always entertaining...at one point...not necessarily at first...

haha, I'm laughing so hard, my stomach hurts

I threw popcorn into my mouth and it hit my eye! for the fourth time!

LOL!

Whoa, I can see my breath in my house... just so you know.

I've got strong stomach muscles cuz I laugh too much.

Lol, if laughing gave you abs, then I'd have a rock hard eight pack...lol ((see, there I go again...))

Yeah, me too.

Ugh, I am still sick, this is FRUSTRATING

*sigh* I wish it gave abs...or, atleast a flat stomach.

:] So do I. People wouldn't need to starve themselves ((bad idea, in case anyone's thinking about it)). All people would have to do is get someone to make them laugh for an hour. Problem solved

*sigh* If only...

Lol...We can only hope...

*sigh* I'm in love with Michael Westen.

...wait, what?

The guy from Burn Notice.

Oh, I used to love that show! I saw about ten episodes when I was on a trip in Florida, and I occasionally see parts of it when I'm at someone's house and they watch it....*sigh* I don't have cable TV, you see. My TV gets about seven channels....

I LURVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The show. I don't either--I've been borrowing the season discs from my friend.

Lol, that's the best way to do it :]

Yep, and my parents said to skip watching it and just stick to "writing" but I'm actually...here.

Lol :]

Yeah, but they'll never know!

Lol, yeah, they'll hunt me down...I'm a rebel now... :]

REBEL!

:] Lol, that's me

I like to rebel...not that I do it often...

Lol, I think almost everyone rebels at some point...

((g2g...about midnight here...))

Ha ha, it's..yeah, same here.

Wow I missed a lot last night! I shoulda stayed up later!

I have never rebelled... that my parents know of...

Yeah, my parents are kinda...unobservant.

But you know its kind a hard with Norton Safety Reminder on my computer and I never leave the house sooo....

Yeah. I don't leave the house much either...I tend to rebel at school.

Lol, rebelling at school is so much fun....not that I do it or anything...*cough* *cough*

I like rebel secretly my parents think I'm like so innocent and they have NO idea. LOL

My parents know for a fact that I'm a rebel...lol, that's why I can't go on the internet all the time....They just love to take things away...hehe

Lol, yeah my parents are like 'She has no idea what that means' and I'm like 'I really?' lol

I replied.

I cuss at school...and understand super perverted jokes...Not that my parents realize.


They're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oblivious.

I wish mine were, sometimes.....

Last night I dreamt it was monday and my fav tv show was on and so when I woke up I was like so dissapointed... like SO dissapointed.

i woke up very late at night and it was so dark. i thought i was already blind! haha!

okay jumping in here you know your a dork if you can get hit by a parked car haha that has happened to me countless times

Lol, I've done the same thing. Luckily, no one's usually around when I do.

haha thats good most of the time i do it....its like in parkinglots and cause im talking to someone behind me and run into those stupid side mirrors haha so i almost always have an audience it sucks lol

Ok...i do that...but only when im NOT reading...ill walk down the street reading and i never crash into anything...not reading...im lucky if i miss 1

lol i was reading once and got hit by a tree! it so was not there yesterday!

......i ran into a poll while i was looking right at it.........

lol! my brother does that too!! :D

I was at my aunt's house this weekend for a family reunion, and she has a sliding glass door facing her backyard. So, as most of my family is watching, I start walking towards the door. Someone was trying to say something to me, so I walked a little faster. All of a sudden, I run smack into the door and fall backwards. Lol, I still have a bump, and my family laughed at me all weekend.

haha. Good thing you didn't do what my grandpa did. He said he got the scar from his sister chasing him around with a knife, but really he just ran into a glass door....