The Jungle of Pagieža discussion

Here you each write three words, and make sure your three words make sense with the previous three words.

i.e.

Post One:
One day, I...
Post Two:
Ate rotten apples...
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It'll just go on, and on, and on...

I'll go first:

An Author named...

Errr
Bob William Sagit

wrote a book...

About epic fails

and epic wins...

But he epically

tripped over a...

short, purple monster

((Really, Blix?))
that had eaten...

((Yep yep yep))
a green sandwich...

*eyeroll*
That amoebas had...

eaten half of...

the capitol city

of a country

called Paymerato which...