Authors Anonymous discussion

Oh, hello darlings. :D

Please review and critique! I'm not a very sensitive person, so you can say whatever you want!

IF YOU WANT ME TO READ YOUR STORY:

1) You must review one of my stories first (most of them are pretty short, and it's only fair).

2) You must specify which one you want read, or say you don't care which.

3) GIVE ME A LINK TO THE STORY. People request a certain story read, but when I go to their page to read it, there are billions (yeah, I'm exaggerating) of crap stories on there that I can't sort through. D:<

4) If you like my stories, PLEASE FAN. (I will return the favor.)

5) Leave it on this page, and do not spam or I will not read your story.

6) If your comment is typed like so: hay soo i was wundring if yuu cud chq out my stry caled "super long title irrelevant to everythin" xoxo , I will not read it. PERIOD. The way you write and refer to things reflects on you as an author. I'm not wasting my time on crap. (Sorry, I'm a pretty harsh person.)

7) Sometimes,

I see a

whole

story typed like

this.
And the story
will be 18 pages
long.

NO.

8) If you can't take criticism, don't ask me to read your work. Plain & simple.

9) No Twilight or Harry Potter fanfiction.

10) I'm not good at reviewing poetry. I'll read it, I'll vote, and I'll comment. But I can't exactly critique it.



ALSO, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE.

That being said, I guess I better post some of my own work. ^_^

Turdlight

Life is a Highway

Jacob Black

Orion's Spirit

My Death

< a href=http://www.wattpad.com/1042718-spinni...

< a href=http://www.wattpad.com/1042706-confes... Confess

Empty, but not Alone

Please read the synopses [if one is available], located on the right-hand side of the page!

Life is a Highway~ Pretty good start, but now I'm really intrested. Please finish? *puppy dog eyes*

Turdlight~ Ha! That's hilarious! I'm not much of a Twilight person either. "I'll take pictures and save it for their photo albums." Maybe you should change it too; "When that happens, I take pictures and save it for their photo albums." This is so funny!!!

xD It's only two paragraphs!

Yeah, thanks for the help! n_n I'll go change it now!

Jacob Black~ That last part is really funny!

Knights in sparkling armour are over-rated. I prefer my knights in furry armour! I think that's hilarious!!!

Thank you! I actually stole that - they make tshirts that say that. :3

haha lol.

I love Orion's Spirit! Awesome little short story :)

Oh, thank you!

Not a short story, but I haven't finish it yet. XD

No problem, and I can't wait to see how it ends