Murphy didn’t realize the guy at the end of the bar was an alien until he tried to flag him. The guy had been drinking for hours and was pretty scuppered at this point, but when Murphy said, “You’ve had enough, pal,” he suddenly found himself standing knee deep in a Cretaceous swamp, with the largest crocodile he’d ever seen staring at him from 50 feet away. He took a step back, then heard a thunderous roar behind him and turned to see a Tyrannosaurus Rex’s head above the treetops, heading this way fast. He probably would have been the T. Rex’s breakfast if the alien hadn’t zapped him back to the bar just in time. “Bloody hell!” Murphy said, holding on to the bar for dear life. “Is that what I have to do to get another drink?” the alien said. “N-no,” Murphy said. “Not at all. Coming right up.” He mixed another one of those fruity drinks the alien was drinking, put a little pink umbrella in it, and gave it to him.
That's the opening of my collection of quirky short stories called, "The Adventures Of Larry The Alien". They're a cross between Monty Python, Douglas Adams, and the Three Stooges. If anyone would like to review my ebook, contact me and I'll send you a free copy. Thanks!
“Bloody hell!” Murphy said, holding on to the bar for dear life.
“Is that what I have to do to get another drink?” the alien said.
“N-no,” Murphy said. “Not at all. Coming right up.” He mixed another one of those fruity drinks the alien was drinking, put a little pink umbrella in it, and gave it to him.
That's the opening of my collection of quirky short stories called, "The Adventures Of Larry The Alien". They're a cross between Monty Python, Douglas Adams, and the Three Stooges. If anyone would like to review my ebook, contact me and I'll send you a free copy.
Thanks!