Wheatley Laboratories discussion

Cave Johnson here…

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

THAT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I'll get the lab guys to make some!

I want a combustible lemon.

ME TOOO (if you find some gimme one, k??))

Don't worry, I'll be throwing them all over the world.

oh cool just don't hit me with one!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRR

~throws cumbustable POTaTOES at you~

*Throws combustible Skittles* TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!

Have you ever wondered why theres no blue skittles

Because there's no fruit that's blue and Skittles is based on fruit and stuff and BLUE RASPBERRY IS A LAME EXCUSE.

blue berry

yah WHAT!

I've never actually seen a blueberry flavored anything. WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING BLUE RASPBERRY? WHY CAN'T THEY JUST DO BLUEBERRY?

Blueberry lolipop and what is a blue raspberry...

I DON'T KNOW! WHY DO AIRHEAD AND JOLLY RANCHER HAVE BLUE RASPBERRY FLAVORED THINGS? WHY ARE THERE BLUE RASPBERRY SLUSHIES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

arnt raspberries red i mean wth is it a blue one or a mix

I don't know! It makes no sense!

Yep whoever made that should be attacked by combustable lemons......"

YES THEY SHOULD

YES YESS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

mmm lemons

Not combustable ones.

Combustible limes. Smaller and easier to carry. Then there's combustible grapefruits that burn your skyscraper down.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not my sky scraper combustable watermelon go it burns half your planet....

Tough, Gallifrey's already gone XD

XD

Combustible pumpkin burns your entire planet.

Combustable pie has not been tested or else this conversation would be impossible even if tested in another universe.

LOL. Combustible cake… That experiment was discontinued due to the cake's ability to destroy all of existence. It is now a lie. If you hear anyone talking about combustible cake, kill them quickly and hide the bodies in a closet.

THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT SOMEDAY.

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO

Helluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

GLaDOS: That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even an employee! Where did your life go so wrong?
Me: *Yelling at computer* SHUT UP!

How you doing BECAUSE IM A POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU STILL THERE

NO ............................. KICK TO THE HEAD