Roleplaying group of randomness roleplaying discussion

Okay, so in this game we are obviously going to write a story together.

It should look something like this:

First Post: Lina was walking towards the marketplace to buy some bread.

Second Post: Lina was walking towards the marketplace to buy some bread. Suddenly, it started to rain and ruin Lina's nice purple dress.

Third Post: Lina was walking towards the marketplace to buy some bread. Suddenly, it started to rain and ruin Lina's nice purple dress. She screeched and ran towards a nearby abandoned shack, since her mother would kill her if she ruined the dress.

Fourth Post:Lina was walking towards the marketplace to buy some bread. Suddenly, it started to rain and ruin Lina's nice purple dress. She screeched and ran towards a nearby abandoned shack, since her mother would kill her if she ruined the dress. She opened the door with an ominous squeal.

Fifth Post: Lina was walking towards the marketplace to buy some bread. Suddenly, it started to rain and ruin Lina's nice purple dress. She screeched and ran towards a nearby abandoned shack, since her mother would kill her if she ruined the dress. She opened the door with an ominous squeal. Inside the shack she saw a troll.

Sixth Post: Lina was walking towards the marketplace to buy some bread. Suddenly, it started to rain and ruin Lina's nice purple dress. She screeched and ran towards a nearby abandoned shack, since her mother would kill her if she ruined the dress. She opened the door with an ominous squeal. Inside the shack she saw a troll. It just so happened that she liked trolls very much, "Hello," she said.

and so on.

Rules:
Post one sentence at a time.
No posting twice in a row, but you can add to the story as much as you want
It can be as funny as you want, just try and make sure it still makes sense

Starting sentence:

Sandy stood at the base of the mountain, looking up at its tall magnificent peaks and wondering where her brother was.

she walked towards a tree, and pee'd on it, just as her brother came up.

((I ACTUALLY HAD TO DO THAT, sorry was that immature?))

((lol))
Sandy stood at the base of the mountain, looking up at its tall magnificent peaks and wondering where her brother was. She walked towards a tree, and peed on it, just as her brother came up.

"Hey Dumboface," he said as she quickly zipped up her pants.

"Hey fish fingers" she said and laughed as a obese bird crapped on his face

Sandy stood at the base of the mountain, looking up at its tall magnificent peaks and wondering where her brother was. She walked towards a tree, and peed on it, just as her brother came up.

"Hey Dumboface," he said as she quickly zipped up her pants.

"Hey fish fingers" she said and laughed as a obese bird crapped on his face.

Suddenly, there was a roaring sound coming from the nearby woods.

((Are we meant to re write there post?))

Sandy stood at the base of the mountain, looking up at its tall magnificent peaks and wondering where her brother was. She walked towards a tree, and peed on it, just as her brother came up.

"Hey Dumboface," he said as she quickly zipped up her pants.

"Hey fish fingers" she said and laughed as a obese bird crapped on his face.

Suddenly, there was a roaring sound coming from the nearby woods.

sandy screamed and hid in a huge hole in her brother shirt

((i just do so we don't lose track.. it doesn't really matter as long as somebody does every couple posts.))

Sandy stood at the base of the mountain, looking up at its tall magnificent peaks and wondering where her brother was. She walked towards a tree, and peed on it, just as her brother came up.

"Hey Dumboface," he said as she quickly zipped up her pants.

"Hey fish fingers" she said and laughed as a obese bird crapped on his face.

Suddenly, there was a roaring sound coming from the nearby woods.

Sandy screamed and hid in a huge hole in her brother's shirt.

"It's just a mongoose," he elbowed her out.

((I'd say do the last three sentences, so you know where you're at.))

Suddenly, there was a roaring sound coming from the nearby woods.

Sandy screamed and hid in a huge hole in her brother's shirt.

"It's just a mongoose," he elbowed her out.

Sandy handed on her butt, "Hey, no fair!"

Suddenly, there was a roaring sound coming from the nearby woods.

Sandy screamed and hid in a huge hole in her brother's shirt.

"It's just a mongoose," he elbowed her out.

Sandy handed on her butt, "Hey, no fair!"

The mongoose leapt out of the bushes and said "Hello, I am King Bowser."

"It's just a mongoose," he elbowed her out.

Sandy handed on her butt, "Hey, no fair!"

The mongoose leapt out of the bushes and said "Hello, I am King Bowser."

Sandy stared at the mongoose, shocked. "You... you can TALK!"

"It's just a mongoose," he elbowed her out.

Sandy handed on her butt, "Hey, no fair!"

The mongoose leapt out of the bushes and said "Hello, I am King Bowser."

Sandy stared at the mongoose, shocked. "You... you can TALK!"

The mongoose did a little dance, "I can samba too ay-ay-ay."