Severus Snape, The Prince, The Hero, The Best discussion

Think of ways to piss Snape off!!

1. Give him Pantene for Christmas

2. Push his face into a cake on his birthday

((this is gonna hurt...))

3. Pour potion all over him and say, "That was to make you look better!"

((IM SORRY! *bawls*))

((AWWW!!! THATS HORRIBLE!!!))

4.

Opps...

4. Throw him into the PiPi camp pond in the middle of the night...teehee...

5. Moon him

((Ewww, but im sure you wouldnt mind that...))

6. Make a wig for him out of mashed carrots....hehe, sounds gross....

((DOOD!! lol, thats gross!))

7. Make a potion that smells terrible and stink up the whole room.

((I agree....then I thought of this...

6. Make a wig for him out of mashed carrots, and call him a Weasley...teehee))

8. Make him a shirt that says "Im with stupid", with an arrow pointing up.

((LOL))

9. Give him pink clothes.

((Teehee, im brilliant...))

10. Put 46 pieces of gum into his mouth and tell him to blow a big ole' bubble.

11. Tell him to wash his hair

12. Handcuff him to yourself.

13. Snog him ((hehe...))

((ewww...)

14. Hit him with a yardstick.

((not for me! LOL))

15. Punch him square in the face.

16.Charm bottles of shampoo and conditioner to chase him all over Hogwarts until he washes his hair

17. Give him a gift certificate for a nose job

((lol))
18.Give him a wedgie in the great hall infront of the whole school

((LOL))

19. Trample him

((IM READING THE THIRD HP BOOK, JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO! ARENT YOU PROUD!?!?!??!?!))

20. Make him do the Time Warp with you.

((MY LITTLE CLARINET! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!))

21. Show him your middle finger...

((Yay!!! And its good so far....haha))

22. Braid his hair into Pippi Longstocking braids

((lol))

23. Shave his head when he's sleeping.

((Its actually...awesome...I love Harry now....he's just so...he makes me sad...I hate the Dudley people...never can remember their last name...and im...7% done with it...YAY!!!!))

24. Make him get a tattoo with the word "MOM" written in pink on his arm.

((lol durselys))

25. Buy him a fluffy dog

((Urgh....Like I said, I can never remember...its gross that she goes into semi-detailed detail of Dudley's double/triple chins....*shutter*))

26. Buy him an UGLYDOLL, WHICH BTW IS THE COOLEST POP CULTURE THING I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON!!!!

((LOL))

27. Give him a girly dress

((Its super gross...and Marge...what a lovely name for someone who is incredibly fat...))

28. Go prom dress shopping with him.

((IKR!!))

29. Insult Tiffany :)

((Teehee...and Ron is so cute...teehee, I love him))

((Haha, so true))

30. Listen to NeverShoutNever...ahhhh...((favorite band of the week...go on youtube and look up BigCityDreams....))

((No thanks...))

31. Bawl while he's talking

((No thanks...))

31. Bawl while he's talking

((Ughie, alrighty...> its the story of my life, though...))

32. Spray pepperspray in his eyes on purpose.

33. Set his cloak on fire.

34. Dance to Elton John music....((hehe, i would pay to see that....))

35. Make a nasty tasting potion and pour it in his mouth when he's sleeping.

((Ugh, i cant do this anymore....))

((The third book a favourite of mine,I read it over and over again,did you get to the part where Malfoy got punched?I still can't believe you didn't get through all the books yet!I promise you you'll love 'em all,so keep it up Clari!))
36.Cast a spell on him to make him Dance to Lady Gaga's music

((Awww, thank you...and no...im only on page 31....))

36) tell him he's smiling

37.Tell him that he sucks at potions

38. Call him Snivellus

39. Tell him that Lily was seen dancing with James

((Aww!!))

40. Tell him that Tiffany's too good for him.

((haha))

41. Tell him that Voldy is in LOVE with him

((lool))

42. Tell him that monkeys are hotter than you.

((I don't think he would mind....))

43. Tell him he's an old scrawny specky git

((LOl, y?))

44. Tell him James is too good to waste time on him.