We R Awesome! discussion

You are a mango!

No one will EVER eat me! I will just sit here on this icy table to rot into a pit of nothingness. *sigh*

I am a mango. I am very sad :'( I am a friendless mango.

Ouch! A knife stabbed meh

wait thats not how yo cut a mango my beatieful skin is ruined

Wait- NO! NOT THE BLENDER!! NOOOOOO!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

*grindgrindgrindsquishliquefy*

Well, what do you know. I'm a delicious smoothie with a touch of banana. Huh...

(wow....really Adders?)

"Hi. I'm a mango and my name is Bob." said Bob the Mango to a random pineapple.

The Pinapple's name happened to be Gladstone. "Hello, Bob," politely responded Gladstone. (Gladstone was a very polite piece of fruit.)

"Hi! Pleased to meet you!!! We should be friends!"

Gladstone had to refuse. "I'm quite sorry, Bob, but I'm already friends with Churchill the watermelon," he apologized.

((...... LOL.))

((I just read this through… This is quite entertaining.))

((I know I thought we should have a fun and silly roleplaying topic, you guys like it?))

But Churchill was gone **Dramatic DUN, DUN DUN** so Bob and Gladstone became the bestest of friends. They even went through the blender together.

But Gladstone survived.

Because Benedict the blue bad Bannana(look at that alliteration!) saved her!

((AUGGHH ALLITTERATION ADDICT!!! APPALLINGLY ABHORRING!))

But Martin the magical maroon mango had to point out to Benedict the blue bad banana that Gladstone was not a girl.

((oops!))

And that was because as she was a pineapple It looked like he has lots of hair.

Martin understood how this might be confusing, so he got himself a buzzcut to show the difference.

"But martin" said Benedict, "you are a mango! you have nothing to shave of!"

"I AM A MUTATION!!!" yelled Martin.

"WELL I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Benedict bellowed back!!!

Suddenly Martin broke down sobbing. "WAAAAHH!!! WHY MUST WE BOTH BE NAMED AFTER AWESOME ACTORS FROM SHERLOCK?!?!"

"because," Benedict explained, suddenly very calm, "we are Awesome!"

"Oh yeah!" said Martin. "We ARE awesome!!!!!"

((This thread makes me laugh. Seriously. Every time I come back and look at new posts, I laugh. xD))

((Ditto.))

((LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL))

Bob the Mango became a yummy smoothie that Emily the human ate. (thought you all should know...)

Poor bob. :( Benedict started to cry. :'(

Martin cried bucketfuls of tears. (which were, since he was a mango, fruit juice.)

lol......