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Aug 09, 2011 07:47PM
1. Put a dora doll in the middle of the aisle and when someone goes to put it back, yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!"
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2. bring portable ipod speakers and blast a screamo song throughout the place. :)
3. when no one's looking, quickly change the signs on the bathrooms
4. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
5. Go into the dressing rooms and wait 10 min. then yell, There's no toilet paper in here!!"
I heard that one
6. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
6. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
7. Go to the car audio aisle and turn the volume full blast on the radio to test the speakers then run away.I've done this. :)
lol I should too!
8. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart."
8. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart."
9. Go through the electronics and pull the phones, ipods, and cameras off their displays setting off the alarms.
10. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
11. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
12. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
13. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
14. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
13. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
14. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
16.say you lost your baby in one of the baskets
19. tape a walkie talkieto the back of a barbie doll and when a little kid walks by make 'barbie' say "I know where you live..." in a creepy voice
20. Walk up to old men saying, "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"
21. Walk up to a random guy and slap him, and curse at him
22.when the speakers come come. On get. In the feadil position and. Yell" its the voices again! Make them stop!!!" And when. Some. One ask if ur ok say make it seam like u can't hear them
Make soda fountains and say, "wow! the architecture of these fountains are amazing!"
Lol24. Bring ur dog and (have. Some shades on too) Say its ur seeing. Eye dog then right after they let u in take of the shades thensit. Down. And read. A book
26. Sing the song that never ends LOUDLY!
Zoey wrote: "Lol24. Bring ur dog and (have. Some shades on too) Say its ur seeing. Eye dog then right after they let u in take of the shades thensit. Down. And read. A book"
LOL!
29.Wash your hair30.Check your face book
31.DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!
32.Cook a fish dinner
33.Sample food
35.Change your clothes in front of the register
lol36. Walk in dressed as an character from an anime (cosplay)
37. Start singing "Let the bodies hit the floor" really loud behind a cashier
lolz39. sneak up on a little kid while they are waiting in line and whisper "I know where you live...." And run away while he/she is screaming
((Do you watch Loveless?))40. Stalk people
((my mom does))41. chomp on an apple really loud
((She does!?))42. Glomp random people
((We all watch anime...even my lil' sister does...But yes she owns Loveless))
((Wow, I don't think my mom would ever watch Loveless))
43. Moon people44. Flip the bird at little kids
45. RANDOM GROPING!!!!!!!!!!!!
go in the toy aisle and set of all the toys that make noise one after another
Emily wrote: "1. Put a dora doll in the middle of the aisle and when someone goes to put it back, yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!""lol
Apollinaria Fowl(Artemis Fowl's wife!) wrote: "20. Walk up to old men saying, "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!""hehehehe
deleted user wrote: "1. Put a dora doll in the middle of the aisle and when someone goes to put it back, yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!""lol
