The Zandy Group discussion

I will start with a sentence, and you have to write one sentence after that one to go with it, and then the next person writes one, its never ending until it becomes a real story. Good Luck!
I will do the first sentence.

It all started when my hand turned purple

I mean, I expected it to turn red or even blue.

but purple, c'mon. that waz da crzist ting tat haz eva hppnd 2 me........not part of the sentece game, hi zandy!

I guess it could be purple though, after all, the old lady had said that anything could happen.

You see, there was this old lady who gave me strange food.

it tasted a little like horseradish, but i didn't realize there was more than met the eye

I felt as though I was gnna be sick afta that, but now, I am really scared!!!

all of a sudden, the second after I ate it, my hand began bubbling.

The bubbles slowly started turning green, then blue, then purple - I couldn't believe my eyes.

I knew it. I never should have trusted that old creep, but I was so shocked by the events of the previous day, that I could hardly think straight!

Let me explain my previous day...you might want to sit down.

It started out as a very usual sort of day, you know, just a boring Tuesday.

But by the time I got to school, I knew it was far from normal.

First of all, when I woke up my dog was not there. Joey ALWAYS slept at the bottom of my bed until at least noon, but he was missing.

Then, when I got to school everyone was staring at me, unusual for a outsider like myself

Plus, Johnny (the quarterback) suddenly came up to me, and started talking to me like we'd been friends forever.

It was way weird. I hate him!

He was the one who made fun of my hair in the second grade and earned me the nickname...'Beddy' for bed-head!

Everyone misinterpeted this as "Betty" and I got called "Girl" for the rest of my high school years.

Which really kind of sucks, if you ask me.

Next, my scicence teacher was hitting on me during scicence.

And that's totally freaky - she's like, sixty with wrinkly, leather skin.

THEN this hot girl went up and punched her in the face!

The hot girl turned around, and smiled, "Hi!" She said, cheerfully, taking my arm.

"Hi?" I questoined.

"Johnny told me that you were looking for a girlfriend - I volunteer!" She giggled peppily.

I was so puzzeled, I turned around to my locker, only to find it was covered with "lov ya!" notes from potential friends

This was not happening. Could I really have told Johnny and everyone else in the school that I was looking for love and friendship- when I wasn't and was perfectly happy?

What in the world was going on??? ((Somebody PLEASE POST!!!))

"So..." The girl said, "My name's Sarah."

((oh thank you for posting I was afraid everyone had forgotten about the game! :P)

"Sarah?" I said. "Who are you?"

"Your new girlfriend. Duh," She replied, like it was totally obvious, "I thought we just agreed on that!"

I rolled my eyes, and sighed. It was going to be a long day.

Strangly for the rest of the day everyone was nice to me, teachers gave me candy, students acted like I were their bestest bud ever, and the janitor even gave me his "special" mop (which happened to be very slimey and not very special).

I refused the last one though, telling the janitor that I had too much homework to carry it home with me - thankfully, he agreed.

When I went home at 315, no one was in my house.

So, I turned on the TV to my favorite show, and plopped down on the couch, checking out.

Out of nowhere this old lady suddenly appeared waving a decaptitated head, and a rainbow feather duster.

"AHH!!!" I screamed. "WHAT IS WITH THE HAND!!!" I backed away slowly. Who was this strange and scary person?

Then I realized that I might be hallucinating, so I went and banged my head against the wall like, twenty times, before looking back to see if she was still there.

unfortunatly she was, and she was coming closer, mumbling in some unknown language while shaking the head "uhoj nkolg ujkig hfsruhv".

"Uh... okay, stay away from me!" I yelled, grabbing the nearest thing to defend myself.

unfortunatly, i had grabbed a rubber chicken chew toy, "who...who are you? what are you doing her?" i cried as the lady came closer.

The lady responded in that weird language again, "Eroeun eoaroim'saerm," She said - weird.

"I'm ssorry, i..i dont understand you" I stammered edging backwards as she came closer and closer with the head and duster.

She began waving the duster violently, and talking even louder, to the point that my ears were actually starting to ache and ring.

I put my hands over my ears and chucked the chicken at the lady, hoping she'd stop.

Well, my hopes were dashed, and then stomped all over - the chicken went right through her!!