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Oct 15, 2011 11:03AM
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FleasAdam had'em.
By: can't remember right now.
To my dear pet Chuck:When I first found Chuck
He was cold, wet and covered in muck
So I brought him home and cleaned him up
He hid in my room when my parents weren't away
In there bored he would stay
I figured he'd want something in which he could play
So I brought him home a battered old cup
On weekends we walked around town
But staying away from the scary clown
Along came the bully who always wore a frown
Chuck startled him and to the ground he fell with a thwup
Away the bully fled
Chuck so fierce a dinosaur would drop dead
Back home we go and plop into bed
Chuck always first to wake up
He waits for me so we can both go and have fun
One day I was telling him a joke with a really bad pun
When Chuck went into the street to fetch a toy gun
a truck came and fell him with a flup
Stunned I run to my buddy
He lies there still as putty
It starts to rain and a kid jumps into a puddle making us muddy
Chuck so battered and broken he could fit into his cup
To the backyard I carry my pet
reliving the day we first met
I bury him in the dirt, the rain making us wet
I place him in the grave, then I start to choke up
I sit and stare, stare and cry
Staying strong I try
But wonder why he had to die
I go back inside to fetch his cup
He was my pet rock, the only one for me
Still he stays under that tree
I still remember Chuck. the best pet anyone could have
To me dear pet Chuck
10 out of 10 I would post some of my poetry but their bad!!!!
Nooo it is like bad poetry in like awful in not good
Ok here goes nothingIf I had to love,
I would love the East Wind's blow
So carry me off Wind!
It is very random, but not bad. It's short sweet and to the point.This isn't mine, but I remember it from somewhere.
Be glad your nose is on your face
not pasted on some other place
for if it were where it is not
you might dislike your nose a lot
Imagine if your precious nose
were sandwiched in between your toes
this clearly would not be a treat
for you'd be forced to smell your feet
Placed right now atop your head
Your nose would be a source of dread
for it would drive you to despair
forever tickled by your hair.
Your nose would be something to fear
were it attached inside your ear
for if you were obliged to sneeze
your brain would rattle from the breeze.
So be glad your nose is on your face
not pasted on some other place
for if it were where it is not
you might dislike your nose alot.
(This isn't mine. It's written by Dahvie Vanity of BOTDF)Imma put a spoiler warning, not because it's a spoiler, but because it has a lot of cussing and it's really pervy. ;)
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EJ Luv Zombie wrote: "It is very random, but not bad. It's short sweet and to the point.This isn't mine, but I remember it from somewhere.
Be glad your nose is on your face
not pasted on some other place
for if it we..."
That poem is funny but I'm confused in what it means.
And my poem is bad. I wrote it in 6th grade.
This poem is funny but I"m confused in what it means I think it means to be glad with what you have.
Oh I get it. Yeah I think it means that thank you.
what??No one should ever ignore somebody I just didn't see that you were on or something like that.
Don't say you're used to be ignored! Although dark and berry inappropriate, I liked your poem. I just got side-tracked.
Got to go bye. and i will try not to ignore you again Lyla.
o.OK, then... Thanks I guess...
*Doesn't know what to think*
Wow... I'm so confused... Good night... >.>
EJ Luv Zombie wrote: "ALL POETRY IS WELCOME!!!!!"
XD Good job taking control. XP
XD Good job taking control. XP
nvm is nevermind...........I'm pretty sure.
