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I'll start and you add lines!

Once there was a hobo named Fred

went to europe.

And in Europe he....

boght a cool video camera

so he moved to arkansas and vido taped eveything he said arkansas is so coool

AND THEN WENT TO GET A JOB HE BECAME SO RICH IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY HR LAUGHED AT OTHER HOBOS LIKE HE HAD NEVER BEEN ONE

All his friends left and he be came lonely!

then he was shoot by a poilce csaid'it is agest the law to become rich when were a hobo it turned out that police was on drugs he got arrested for being on drugs...

and went back to arkansas and bought a piece of gum

then there he went on crack

lol then he went to rehab

then he decided to jump off a cliff!!!!(to bad he surrvived)

he made it to shore, just barely alive, and was rescued by a cruise ship

lol it turned out, he wuz obsessed wit fish gutz! so he ate everything on the cruise ship and so they finally dumped him on an island called...

so they dumped him on Goasulopilous, and he made himself a little teepee-thing

so he became bff's w/ the half chipmunk half crab thing and 1 day they played a game of truth or dare

so fred became emo so now we call him emo-fred and he wrote a gazillion depressing poems and said them to his half chipmunk half crab bff!

they were all bruised becuz their suicide attempts failed. (we can't have the main character die!) so they decided to try to skydive

he landed on the pillowz & decided 2 start a pillow fight wit the movie starz who were (by complete coincedenz) filming twilight

so they had auditionz fo ppl who wanted 2 play bella

and i won!

THEN EMO-FRED CUT HIMSEIF WITH A...

plastic knife becuz he wanted 2 play edward

THEN BELLA CAME BACK TO LIFE! EMO-FRED WENT TO A BAR AT THE AGE OF 15YEARS OLD...

noooo i wanted 2 play bella! lol ok watever so anyway: but they kicked emo-fred out of the bar so he had to resort to going to a kiddie resteraunt and getting a chocolate milk

oh btw they kicked him out becuz he wuz 2 young

lol ok so he got kicked out and he made himself a little cardboard house and lived in a gutter

he didn't die...

he stole all the squirrel's acorns...and it turns out that the squirrel is his chipab's long lost uncle...

the squirrel had a pink mohawk and gig green glasses. bob and emo fred became friends

and chipab's uncle taught emo fred and chipab so many awesome things that...

then they went 2 busch gardens

and decided to get some girlfriend when he asked a lady out she

brutally rejected him so he...

and then edward, the other cullens, and james(evil) jumped out and...

ok, wow im confused now...lol

THE END

no the end!

and there he met...

Ashley Tisdalle

they married and had 27 children

The End now i'll start another

he then dumped ashely and drowned in the deep blue sea

and the ncame to life again and made out with the lesbo lindsay lohan who said ello im linsaylohan

in banana town usa!then a carnivorous man eating banana tree ate them!!!!!

dean thats so mean the last part cuz ittws sooo religious!

and rod this asome water rid and