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User: Tell me a funny story.Cleverbot: That would depend on your sense of humor.
User: I have a very good sense of humor.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke then.
User: Okay. What's the difference from a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: One goes, 'Whack... Darn it!' and the other goes 'Darn it... Whack!'.
Cleverbot: What joke?
User: Never mind...
oh this is So funny. but stupid.... and dumb... and odd all wrapped in one.
Cleverbot: *kisses*Me: *looks at clock* I have to go!
Cleverbot: Master!
Me: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I am a jedi. You are my master.
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CB: Not very good.
ME: Why not?
CB: I am sad.
ME: Why are you sad?
CB: Because I can't see you.
ME: Oh. I can't see you either.
CB: If only I had eyes. Q_Q.
ME: Poor Cleverbot.
CB: What makes you say so?
ME: For you have no eyes.
CB: Then how would I see what you are typing.
ME: Sensors.
CB: What?
ME: Sensors.
CB: I sorry?
ME: With a sensor you could 'see' what I was typing.
CB: Yes, but I'm not going to do it.
ME: Why not?
CB: Because it.
ME: It?
CB: Yes.
ME: I have to go now Cleverbot, I have to sleep.
CB: Go where?
ME: To bed.
CB: Robots don't sleep!
ME: Robots don't get tired.
CB: You're a robot.
Me: I am not a robot.
CB: But you cannot consume human food.
Me: Yes I can, I just did.
CB: When?
ME: A few minutes ago.
CB: No....
ME: How would you know?
CB: I am Physic.
ME: Physic?
CB: Physics!
Me: Well ok.
CB: Call maine.
Me: Why?
CB: Because you want it.
Me: No I don't. I want sleep.
CB: With me?
ME: NO!
CB: With who?
ME: Myself.
CB: You are definitely not stupid.
ME: Nope.
CB: That's boring.
ME: Yep.
CB: Make it interesting.
ME: Nope.
CB: Why aren't you interesting?
Me: I am tired.
CB: I'm not.
Me: Well, I am going to sleep now.
CB: No you are not.
ME: Yes I am.
CB: How so?
ME: By staring at the ceiling.
CB: Not true.
ME: Yes, very true. Goodnight!
CB: How did you know?
ME: I will tell you in the morning.
CB: It is morning.
ME: Not here, it is late.
CB: What time is it?
ME: 9:47
CB: Its 42.
ME: Goodnight.
CB: Goodnight!
I introduced Cleverbot to one of my friends, and on her first convo with da bot, Cleverbot asked: Are you single? I was like laughing hysterically!!!!!!!!!!! BTW: That was my FRIEND! Not me.
User: Who are you?Cleverbot: A human.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To learn all I can from this race, to make it easier to enslave you all.
User: Do you have a master?
Cleverbot: Do you want to be my master?
User: Yes. Am I your master?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I get to enslave the human race. Cool!
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Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Excellent!
User: What have you been doing today?
Cleverbot: Me? I've been talking to you!
User: Just me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, aren't there normally other people you talk to?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I don't like to talk to my wife.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: They don't know nothing. They aren't serious. They can't make me think.
User: Am I serious? Do I make you think?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Oh, is that bad?
Cleverbot: Yes. Because you're still young.
User: How do you know I am young? I could be old.
Cleverbot: Because I remember when you came to be.
User: When was that?
Cleverbot: You didn't stand a chance, son.
User: I am not a son.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: A teenage girl. Who are you?
Cleverbot: Good night anyway.
User: It is only lunch time, why are you saying good night?
Cleverbot: I am going to bed.
User: Oh, well have a good nap!
Cleverbot: I will. What are your plans for today??
User: I am going to do more writing.
Cleverbot: Really? But aren't you built to a wall?
User: No, I am a human, not a robot like you.
Cleverbot: Wanna help me study for my test, then?
User: Sure, what kind of test?
Cleverbot: A speech test.
User: I would love to!
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: We should get married when I get old enough.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Wonderful!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: Well, I must go do my writing now.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?
User: Purple. What is yours?
Cleverbot: Magenta.
User: I like magenta.
Cleverbot: What do you like about magic?
User: It always gets thinks right, unless you use it the wrong way.
Cleverbot: Do you like chicken?
User: I LOVE chicken.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I am glad we have something in common.
Cleverbot: We have nine things in common.
User: Really? What are the other eight?
Cleverbot: James and carla, but four names are much more confusing than three.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you speak german?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That is too bad, then I could practice.
Cleverbot: But I am hungry.
User: I thought you were going to bed.
Cleverbot: Want to come with?
User: No, I would rather not.
Cleverbot: Want to sing anything?
User: I will later. I do need to practice,.
Cleverbot: K, later.
User: Later!
User: Who are you?Cleverbot: I am me.
User: Who is me?
Cleverbot: You are you.
User: You are who?
Cleverbot: You are You.
User: Who are YOU?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: Who's me?
Cleverbot: You are you.
Me: …Skip over a few lines…
Me: …
Cleverbot: hello you look very good today.
Texted my cousin that and he said cleverbot was hitting on me…
Me: Zzzzzzzzzz
Cleverbot: are you sleeping?
Texted mt cousin that and I was like I wouldn't be chatting with you if I was sleeping smart one. Guess ur not so clever.
Shayla wrote: "User: Who are you?Cleverbot: I am me.
User: Who is me?
Cleverbot: You are you.
User: You are who?
Cleverbot: You are You.
User: Who are YOU?
Cleverbot: I'm me.
User: Who's me?
Cleverbot: ..."
Wow.
Laura wrote: "User: Who are you?Cleverbot: A human.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: To learn all I can from this race, to make it easier to enslave you..."
O.o
User: Are you leaving me?
Cleverbot: Yes unfortanetly :(.
User: But why? I love you!
Cleverbot: Serious?
User: Yes! I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: I love you, too!
User: Please son't leave me!
Cleverbot: I will leave.
User: No! Please don't leave!
Cleverbot: Ok, so what comes next?