Random Ramblings discussion

So, Josiah's riddle on the other thread made me think it would be cool to have a page to share riddles. Maybe say your riddle and then the answer in a spoiler.

Here's mine:

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

(view spoiler)[The letter "M". "Minute", "Moment", and never in "A thousand years". (hide spoiler)]

YESSS! I WAS RIGHT!

yup. I got it! You guys just try to fool me with these. I'm an expert.

Nice! Okay let me think... Most of the ones I know are plays on words or you have to say them out loud... Okay I got one...

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

(view spoiler)[ Footsteps (hide spoiler)]

Nice!

I actually knew that one. I've heard it before from a friend.

Okay I have a joke! Entertainment purposes only!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

(view spoiler)[ Because he was a fungi (read- Fun Guy!) (hide spoiler)]

I've heard that before, but yay puns!

I love puns!!! haha I once submitted 10 puns to a site to get published, no pun intended.

XD Sweet!

Do you get it? No pun IN-TEN-DID?

Erm, no, but in my defense, my brain hasn't been working properly all day.

AH HA HA!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?

You guys can guess, cause I'm not going to say the answer until tomorrow.

Stars.

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

Ha! Language.

I don't get it....

Discard the first two sentences...

There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word?

It's saying there are only three words in "the English language." So the third word would be "language."

Frances wrote: "Do you get it? No pun IN-TEN-DID?"

Frances wrote: "I love puns!!! haha I once submitted 10 puns to a site to get published, no pun intended."

This just started to make sense to me... XD

Haha.... Yeah, it's easier to get out loud...

That was pretty good, Frances.
I would say "stars" as well, SD.

Yeah, stars... and now I get the other one!

Yaaayyy! We understand things! :D

WOOT!

We are the understanding things CHAMPIONS!

YES, WE ARE!!

Champions are the best!

Yeah, they are.

We are the champions, my friends.

Isn't that a song?

We are the champions...

I think it is.

Yup! :D

:D

Yum, just finished meatball sandwich dinner!

Nice. I'm being kinda stupid by waiting until 7:00ish for someone to come home so I can have tortellini.

Why don't you just make some now?

'Cause I'm not supposed to use the stove/oven without someone else in the house. :(

oh... That's a problem. My mom lets me because usually the stuff I make in the oven tastes good and I've burned myself enough times that I'm good with that. Plus I can't really start a fire at all....

I know! My mum is nervous, I guess. I bake all the time! I think I can handle the stove/oven! When I burned myself last {quite a while ago} she told me that sometimes she forgets that I'm not 25.

Haha, next to my mom I'm the best cook in the house so whenever she isn't home I get to make dinner.

It's the job of moms to be nervous.

Very true. Plus my older sister. She is a big worrier. We went to Niagara falls once when my brother was little and she wouldn't let my mom push his stroller because she said that my mom was going to close to the edge. My MOM! haha XD

"MOM YOU'RE BEING SO RECKLESS!!!" XD XD XD

Ha ha, that's great!

In defense of the sister, that would look pretty freaky. XD

She's very um safe. Not a big risk-taker!

Ha ha. I'm kinda a "be a genius and find some freakin' Boschin' awesome plan/solution while getting in trouble/getting killed/etc."

Basically, I like adventures.

I love adventures. This sounds kinda stupid but I like getting lost. Not lost lost just like hm I wonder where I am lost.