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The most funniest person wins an ebook :D
So if nobody replies then the only one to comment wins, right? ;)
wel i dnt really understand it, well i understand it but... idk nvm
Everyone can put a joke here and I guess eventually we'll vote on who put the funniest and that person win :P
Well I'm not entering here anyway... already have the actual book :P
hahah and all that counts is here and now...
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I have a joke: A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”
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hahaha & the winner of the book is Emily. Don't forget to send her the book Passant :)
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thanks Emily for participating in it!!! it means a lot to me :D i hope you win ;D
i wanna participate xD bad thing i'm not good at jokes :P
Passant wrote: "the competition is still on until the end of the month :) but it seems no one else is participating in the competition :C thanks Emily for participating in it!!! it means a lot to me :D i hope yo..."
Thanks!
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He happened to mention that Guten-somebody- or-other had printed it."Not Gutenberg?" gasped the collector. "Yes, that was it!"
"You idiot! You've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy recently sold at an auction for half a million dollars!"
"Oh, I don't think this book would have been worth anything close to that much," replied the man. "It was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."
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@ waqas: i kinda get but i kinda dont as well @.@ i feel stupid saying that :C
Passant wrote: "Malin you could try to mention any kind of joke, it could be also something funny that has happened to you, basically anything that is funny, there are no limits ;D@ waqas: i kinda get but i kind..."
I feel the same way you do about Waqas joke xD and i'll try to come up with something funny.. :)
Q.) what did 0 say to 8?
A.) "Hey nice belt."
A.) "Hey nice belt."
i didn't get it xD explain please ;)
something funny that I always laugh whenever I read I, although I don't know if it is counted as a joke...it's a lot to read, I must admit, but it will be compensated with a lot of laughs. The Dog's Diary vs The Cat's Diary
The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...
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Then the other muffin exclaimed, "AAAAARGH! A talking muffin!"
Some of you might have heard this one.....Calvin's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Calvin's family to come over and see their new baby.
Calvin's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, his dad had a long talk with him before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get back home.""I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Calvin.
At the neighbor's home, Calvin leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother said, "Thank you very much, Calvin." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision."
Calvin said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear glasses!"
Waqas wrote: "Some of you might have heard this one.....Calvin's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invite..."
hahahaha! that was good!
Nidhi wrote: "Waqas wrote: "Some of you might have heard this one.....Calvin's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the ..."
It was!
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls 911.He screeches to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, followed by a deafening gunshot blast.
“Ok,” the hunter says. “Now what?”
Teacher: "Adam, give me a sentence starting with 'I'"Adam: "I is..."
Teacher: "No, Adam. Always say 'I am.'"
Adam: "All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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i have a very stupid joke but it always makes me laugh and always seemed to make people laugh at how much i laugh at it :D
here we go:
there was once a stupid fish that drowned....
heheh XD
hahaha now that's a joke that will never get old :) I guess that makes you the winner!!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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Emily wrote: "A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to he..."lol Nice one :) But I think the first one was the best.
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I think Passant should win.Her apology comment made me laugh more than anything else on this thread.
Michael wrote: "I think Passant should win.Her apology comment made me laugh more than anything else on this thread."
You have a strange sense of humor then :)
Can't really argue with that to be honest.
so lets hear it!! (or in this case read it ;] )