Regular Show discussion

Rigby was sleeping.

8:00 a.m.

Mordecia started to get up."Oof,come on,Rigby,Benson's gonna snap his crank if we're not up in time...

"Aw, nuts!", Rigby said getting up from his Laundry bed.

benson was walking up stairs to check on Mordecia and Rigby."I knew it!You guys are still not ready!Now mow the lawn like I told you right now OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!"Mordecia jumped up and ran downstairs and out the door.

"Man! Wait for me!", Rigby ran down too.

Mordecia pulled out the mower."Uugh...mowing the lawn is one of the worst jobs in the park.It's not as bad as the snack bar,though."

"Man! This is sick! Beson id aslways telling us, Do this or you will get fired! It isn't cool", Rigby said starting the mower.

"I know,dude!But we gotta power through it."

"Sick! This thing won't turn on!", Rigby said hitting the mower.

"Here,let me."Said Mordecai,pushing Rigby out of the way."How're you gonna start the mower like that if you can't even play Punchies?"

"I can punch you hard like rock!", Rigby complained.

"Haha!No you can't.Here,let me start the mower."He slammed his fist into the mower,and it started to glow!And grow!

"D-darn", Rigby said.

Teeth grew on the bottom of the mower,and it started to laugh evilly!"Holy crap!What's it doing!?"

"Eww! Sick!", Rigby said backing up.

((U should make Benson come at this time :P))

((I was about to :P))

Benson walked out the door."How's the mowing goi-What the heck!?What did you idiots do now!?"

"W-we didn't do anything!", Rigby said.

"We were just trying to start the mower!"Shouted Mordecai.The mower turned to Rigby and licked it's lips.It zoomed at Rigby!

"Woah! I think it found its entree!", Rigby said.

Pops came by...

"Oh! What are doing today my friends?", Pops asked.

"Pops!Run away!"Yelled Mordecai.

"Oh! What is this?", Pops asked.

"Just move, Pops!", Rigby said.

"Okay", Pops said walking back to the house.

Mordecai started jumping on the mower!

"What are you doing you turd?!", Rigby shouted.

"Trying to kill it,you turd!"Mordecai yelled. A long tongue shot out of the mower and grabbed him!"Aagh!RIGBY!!!!

"Ahh!", Rigby ran to the closet.

"You idiot!Get back outside!"He screamed.Benson jumped and grabbed Mordecai's legs and they were both swallowed in one big gulp.

Rigby ran out the closet and held a chainsaw! Rigby slashed it on the mower!

The mower shook and exploded!Benson and Mordecai flew out.Benson's gum balls turned a dark red."YOU SLACKERS DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO START A LAWN MOWER!?YOU CAN'T JUST PUNCH IT!!NOW CLEAN UP ALL THIS DEBRIS AND BUY A NEW MOWER!!!"

"What?! But! Oh! But I didn't YOU buy that crazy mower?", Rigby said.

"Don't even TRY that again!I know what happened to the hotdogs!I found the real ones AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE!"Benson stormed back inside."Dude,we're screwed!We don't even have fifty bucks!How're we gonna afford a new mower?"

"We should have part-time jobs", Rigby said.

"Rigby,that's stupi-actually,that might not be a bad idea!"He agreed.

"Ha ha! I am always right", Rigby laughed.

"Like how you were right about the hotdogs?"Said Mordecai.

"Well, Benson shouldn't get crazy hotdogs!", Rigby said going to the newspaper stand.

"Dude,I was down there with you."He said,frustrated."I almost DIED."

"Can we not talk about the past!", Rigby said handing a newspaper with part-time jobs on it.

Mordecai looked at it."Hmm...how about this one?An order taker at Fry It Up."

"Okay! I will nail this!", Rigby cheered.

"Yeeaahhyyuuhh!"

Fry It Up

"Lets go in", Rigby said.

Mordecai walked up to the cashier."Hey,we're here about your ad?"The man handed them some papers."Fill out these forms and you'll be ready to fry!Remember, absolutely NO inanimate objects in the fryer."

"Aw snap! This will be a piece of cake!", Rigby said filling out the form already.

Mordecai filled out the form and handed it to the man."Ok,you have taken the job as..."The man pulled a note out of a hat."Huh?You aren't even Checking our skills?"

"What do you mean?!", Rigby said.

"He's just picking a random job for us!"Said Mordecai.The man handed them the notes."Oh,at least I got order taker.What did you get?"

"I didn't get one yet", Rigby said.

The man handed Rigby a note.

"I got!!!", Rigby started saying.

((Which job should he get?))

"I got!!! A job of!!!! Janitor....", Rigby said dissapointed.

((I want Janitor for a good laugh. Rigby deserves it :D))