Ugly. Pretty. Special. Extra. Lovers! discussion

Okay...

I am repeating this game from another group... corrupt a wish!

The name of the game:

-No Profanity
-No racism
-No corrupting your own wish. Give someone else a turn too.
-Don’t be too rude

EXAMPLE:

Person 1: I wish i was a vampire

Person 2: Then you'd get so thirsty; you end up drinking your family for Thanksgiving dinner!

I wish i could fly

Person 3: blah, blah, blah

I hope you understand...

I'll start it off....




I wish I could win a million dollars!

I wish for a wii

no....!!!!

You have to corupt my wish... like this...

You asked for a wii

then the next person has to corrupt it!!!

So i would say...

Granted (as in your wish is granted), but you would sit infront of the TV too long and you would start becoming dumb!

I wish I could win a million dollars!

So now you have to corrupt my wish!

granted, but you will be so popular that magazines will trash on you.


I wish to meet the cast of camp rock

Granted, but then nobody likes you and you become depressed and hate everyone! :*(


I wish I could be the best guitarist in the best band that everybody likes!

granted, but when you get mad and walk out everyone will give up!


I wish to go to disney world!

Granted, but you'd probably eat too much and puke on a ride.

I wish I had a clone to do my chores.

granted, but it would probably go totaly wrong and it wouldn't help at all.

I wish to see my friends.

Granted, but then your friends and you would make plans and then they'd leave you hangin! LOL




I wish i had a cell-phone with unlimited text and talk!!!!!!!!!!!

granted, but then everyone would get one and the phone companys would stop providing that and you'd be bumming. LOL


I wish to go roller skating.

Granted, but then you'd bust your lip or worse, lol!



I wish I could have my own room!

Granted, but your roof would fall down and you would go back sharing a room!!

I wish I would have a cell phone!!LOL

Then you'd be texting or talking on the phone while driving and you'd crash, lol!


I wish for 1 million wishes!

Then you would use up all your wishes an you will get no more wishes and you will become porr a strave to DEATH!!LOL

I wish for a pool!!

Grated, but then you'd drown...



I wish for Peace on Earth!

granted, but the people would turn on you and kill you!!!

I wish for no more global warming

Granted, but then (man that is a good wish i can't corrupt that! lol)


I wish i could be the best guitar player ever!

granted,but fan mobs when run over you and you will DIE!!!LOL

I wish i had a dog

Then, the dog would be outside and runway!



I wish I could meet my dream guy!

granted, but your dream guy will be a JERK!!!

I wish i had a laptop

Granted, but then you'd get so mad at me for corrupting your wish that you threw it, and it broke!!! LOL!!!


I wish I had a TV in my room!

granted, then it will crash and burn your house down!!!

I wish I had a jizillion dollars!!!

Granted, but then you'd be all snobby and everyone would hate you!


I wish i were done with school and had an amazing carrer!

granted, but (i cant think of anything)

I wish I had a i-phone!!

Yeah, i wish i had one too, but like others it sucks and crashes!



I wish I didn't have to do any more chores for the rest of my life, just have a maid!

But your maid will smoke and you will die of second hand smoking!!!

I wish I lived in a mansion!!

LOL....

Then, it'll burn down and kill you :(


I wish I could fly!!!

Then you would crash....

I wish I could water ski!

then, you'd fall of them and drown.


I wish to go to new york!

then,you would be mugged!!

I wish I could play the guitar!!

Then, like me, you'd want to play so good that you practice forever and your fingers bleed and fall off, well everything is like me but the fallin finger thing!



I wish i were Tally!

then, your life would be so complicated and you'd get stressed out and blow up.


I wish to go snowboarding.

Then you'd see shawn white and freak out and fall down the kill and freez to death in a snow ball that you couldn't get out of!


I wish i could be with Edward Cullen to the end of time! Which in Vampire years that's FOREVER!

Umm then Edward would kill you for dinner!!

I wish David Archulata would just go away and let Cook live Archie free!

then every girl including me would go crazy and crash all of Cooks concerts!



I wish to catch a Huge Bass!

Then the bass will eat you cuz it's so huge!!!!


I wish to meet David Cook, dddrrroooollll...

then david would see you droolling and call security.




I wish to walk the red carpet.

LOL...
Granted, but you do it by sneaking in to see jo bros (know you, you would, lol) and then security would tackle you down right in front of joe!!! Then, joe would be like eww i don't want to be her bf any more. LOL! You're so going to hate me now! LOL!




I wish i had a big pool in my backyard and a dolphin was in it, as my pet. (remember dolphins are sweet and nice!)

then you would be to lazy to feed it and you would have just wasted A LOT of money.



I wish for peace everywhere!

Hey, cheater i already said that, in different words... so i am going to say what Max said...
Then people would turn on you an kill you!



I wish to be with Andy! LOL!

Do I know who that is?



I wish for jelly beans!

LOL...


Well you have jelly beans so, yeah!!!



I wish for this dude to tell me that he likes me.

then he may or may not the suspense will kill you.


I wish to meet in person shawn johnson.

errr, that's not nice, lol.


yeah then she'd ask you to do your floor and she thinks you suck. LOL.
(I know you're good, it's just a funny little game and i had nothing else to say!)



I wish i could be in a music video with Metro Station!

then everyone would think your weird because there videos suck!


I wish for something to eat I'm hungry!

uh, have you even seen it? Yeah, told you! LOL!


Then, you'd eat too much and puke and become fat!

you didn't make a wish so....


I wish for nobody in the world to burp!

Oh, blonde moment. lol, no offence!


Well gaw, are you mad at me for burping? LOL
Then everyone would fart and the world would stink up cuz of you. (please different subject, eww!)


I wish for a PS3!

tooo baddd



I wish for immunity!

Then, like in heroes, an eclipse would happpen and you die and you can't come to life again. That's immunity right, were you can't die or gt hurt?


I wish i could dance! LOL!