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I found this on tumblr! I thought is was hilarious!!!! (Wouldn't my dad like to get his hands on this!!). I think the part about "In 50 words or less explain what the words DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you"!
It's a joke, BTW, for those who took it seriously!:D
It's a joke, BTW, for those who took it seriously!:D
Rimpy wrote: "Its awesome Booknut! Its hilarious! Even my Dad would love to get his hands on this application! :D"
Wouldn't they all? And then where would all be?!!
Wouldn't they all? And then where would all be?!!

Wouldn't they all? And then where would all be?!!"
Hehe..:D *laughs* We should definitely not let any of our Dads know about this! Trust me, if my Dad ever got an opportunity he would've already made enough copies...*scared*


*Laughing* Xx"
And then the girl would beg for the guy but he'll refuse and run away. Girl glares at her Dad and then, Dad's epic reply, "Sweetheart, see that's how you know the guy doesn't love you! I knew from the beginning he was so not good for you. Good he admitted that himself! I'm good at protecting you."(he boasts)*laughing*
Or
"Ah...well..you know I just remembered I have to - do something. Something FAR FAR away. Like overseas. Away from here. And your daughter. I think this has been a BIG misunderstanding!"
*backs away slowly*
"Ah...well..you know I just remembered I have to - do something. Something FAR FAR away. Like overseas. Away from here. And your daughter. I think this has been a BIG misunderstanding!"
*backs away slowly*
Dad: "Keep backing away"
Girl: "DAD!"
Dad: *pats her back* "It's better this way. This guy's a total wimp!"
Guy: "You threatened to KILL me!"
Dad: "And a drama queen!"
Girl: "DAD!"
Dad: *pats her back* "It's better this way. This guy's a total wimp!"
Guy: "You threatened to KILL me!"
Dad: "And a drama queen!"

Girl: "DAD!"
Dad: *pats her back* "It's better this way. This guy's a total wimp!"
Guy: "You threatened to KILL me!"
Dad: "And a drama queen!""
*laughing hard!* I so agree with you. I suddenly remembered an awesome dialog in Hindi. Oh..I just can't wait to tell this to my friends! :D *still laughing*
Lucinda wrote: "Dear Booknut 101,
I adore writing and usually think in my head & write things as if they are being acted out, but i do not know how you do it; how do you think of things like this so quickly?! I ..."
Trust me - I talk even faster than I write!! I just find that I have so many ideas, and sometimes it's difficult, but I usually can piece them together into a kind of long flow. So whilst I'm typing, fast!, the flow somehow makes its way into the page/screen, etc. I can't really explain it!!:D
I adore writing and usually think in my head & write things as if they are being acted out, but i do not know how you do it; how do you think of things like this so quickly?! I ..."
Trust me - I talk even faster than I write!! I just find that I have so many ideas, and sometimes it's difficult, but I usually can piece them together into a kind of long flow. So whilst I'm typing, fast!, the flow somehow makes its way into the page/screen, etc. I can't really explain it!!:D

What is the police car doing here?? Is someone getting arrested?? Or did the Dad keeping a watch on his daughter while she's on date??? :/
Claire wrote: "Hehe, check this one out!! http://www.the-joke-shop.com/extras/e..."
OMG! That was hilarious!!
OMG! That was hilarious!!

OMG! That was hilarious!!"
I know right! I think I am going to have to print some out for my partner and see how he reacts :P

*laughing hard* That's hilarious! Whoa! My stomach's paining! *still laughing* :D

Your reactions?!!"
I love this:) It's so funny and definitely something I could see my parents doing! haha

*laughs so hard she can't possibly type anymore..so she falls off her chair onto the un-cushioned floor*
Lucinda wrote: "Booknut wrote: "
*laughs so hard she can't possibly type anymore..so she falls off her chair onto the un-cushioned floor*"
That is really funny and something i would hope never happens to me;..."
I think this poor boy's family will drive him insane!
*laughs so hard she can't possibly type anymore..so she falls off her chair onto the un-cushioned floor*"
That is really funny and something i would hope never happens to me;..."
I think this poor boy's family will drive him insane!

*laughs so hard she can't possibly type anymore..so she falls off her chair onto the un-cushioned floor*"
*laughing so hard that she fell off her bed and hit the ground hard, but still she is laughing* :D

*laughs so hard she can't possibly type anymore..so she falls off her chair onto the un-cushioned floor*"
*laughing so hard that she fell off her bed and hit th..."
Don't worry, I'm good. I actually did fall down and yikes! My back hurts. But I'm good. I'll be careful next time. :)

Rimpy wrote: "Does the girl have a crack in her head??? I admit that I'm also cracked, but that doesn't I'm going to pretend I'm dead for such a long time!!!"
I want to think it's fake but a part of me is like "It COULD be real!!"
I want to think it's fake but a part of me is like "It COULD be real!!"
Claire wrote: "That is totally going to be my wedding cake :D"
With a little Peeta and Katniss on top!
With a little Peeta and Katniss on top!

My birthday is not too far away and bein..."
Really?? Well, more or less same with me. I had my last birthday party when I was 11. But I had cakes till 14. (I still get offers to buy cakes on my birthday, but I refuse them. I know its weird!)
Your reactions?!!