The Humour Club discussion

Could you explain this game?

TPBM forgot to call TPAM.

Indeed I do, but TPBM says ROFLMAO when s/he heard about the triplets named CTRL, ALT, and Delete

TPBM never uses ad hominum arguments.

TPBM would say that, wouldn't he?

Only against sarcasm being used on facebook status updates.

TPBM does not have a Facebook account, so would not know what I'm talking about?

Hmmm....that must be me. I'm the only person I know who isn't on Facebook.

That must be me.

TPBM likes fried SPAM?

I think you meant sleep in the nude...that would be me.

TPBM thinks that is disgusting, except every second Saturday?

that? that is sometimes acceptable

TPBM would do anything for love, but they won't do that

Well, I *met* Laura Bush (former first lady) a few months ago. Good enough?

TPBM goes backpacking? (American style)

no, because eating veggies can't effect the amount of air in the vagina, and queefing is very much expelling air from the vagina....

TPBM still won't step on the cracks, in case they break their mothers back?

Yes.

TPBM hates tomatoes?

Hate is such a strong term. Sort of like the sardine flavor, now I think about it.

TPBM likes the Grinch better than the Whos.

Yes.

TPBM used to play pick-up sticks?

Yes.

TPBM had an erector set?

Do my kids' Legos count, or do they have to by mine? (Hmm. Mine are at Mom's house still).

TPBM likes parsnips?

No. I hate reality TV, though I have to own up to watching the very first season of The Apprentice.
(I was rooting for Omarosa.)

TPBM sometimes misses the Seventies?

Are you freaking kidding? Don't much miss the 80s, either.

TPBM remembers the 60s?

I was born in '61, so I have some good memories of the toys, candy and G-rated movies of that decade.

(I thought there were some great movies and TV shows produced in the Seventies...back when TV shows still had writers and scripts. There also seemed to be less intrusion by the Religious Right, and EVERYTHING didn't have to be so politically correct all the time.)

Anyway...

TPBM is still disturbed about Bookworm sleeping in the nude.

Well, who isn't?

TPBM believes in fairies.

Of course I believe in fairies. I live right next to San Francisco.

TPBM has seen a bear outside a zoo.

Did you use your grizzly repellent?

TPBM will be having zucchini for dinner...again.

Way to kill a thread, Antonio! If I run in the morning I come unwound.
(And we never saw hide nor hair of any bears)

TPBM eats PB&J for lunch every day.

Not every day, but often.

TPBM's plans for the weekend will probably be rained on .