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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
A:Price of ink has gone down while the price of paper has sky rocketed.Q:Why do ,,,,, I got nothin, sorry.
Nice game Tweety! I'll have a try.A : You got sorry Brent, that's something. Its not nothing and nothing can take away that, otherwise you'll be left with nothing.
(was that stupid enough?)
Q : Why do birds fly?
A: Gosh, I knew it would come up... I tried to count once but the duck went swimming :( ... not my fault!Q: Why is the giraffe so tall?
He likes to enjoy the taste of his food for as long as possible.Why do baby boys pee when you change them?
Ice cream. Why do movies have music in them?
To drown out the noise of screaming toddlers that their parents INSIST on bringing into the cinema with them!What happened to the Dinosaurs?
The aliens came with their shrink rays and turned them into lizards.Why do they make pickle flavored potato chips?
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Why is the sky blue and the grass green?
If the sky was pink, we'd think we were tipsy!Why do slugs gravitate toward walking paths, as if they have a death wish?
A: Magic. And super stellar technology. Neener-neener-neener!Q: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?
4.3987577677 cubic cm/hr.Why is cold cold?
Because hot is hotWhat has Monty Python taught you?
That horses wear half-coconut shells on their feet to make the clopping noise when they run. Who does Snoopy sleep on top of his dog-house?
because it is a torture device used by RA's to make you miserable.Why do deer always jump out in front of cars??
Because if they said maaaaa their mother's would get nothing done!Why do men leave open cabinet doors in their wake?
Because they never know if they should dress warm or cool...
If your nose runs, do you have to run after it?
If your nose runs, do you have to run after it?
Because they can't use trashcans?Why is texting so addicting?
because it's easier than talking.why isn't it spring yet?
Because the fairies are in hibernation. Why does the movie Bridewars exist?
To give women tips!What do stuffed toys do when humans are sleeping?
They have their own pajama parties!Why does the sun shine?
(ps. hilarious game, thanks! :-D)
It has a free lifetime supply of detergents and soapsHow do you read a book?
By standing on your head.Why do we have cellphones?
to warm your ears in cold weather.why do you get dressed each morning?
To have a place where we can keep spare cellsHow does a dog bark?
Loudly. Why did Fiona create this game? ;)
Stella wrote: "why do you get dressed each morning?"Cause I'm too tired to get dressed at night.
Why do fools fall in love?
"Why do fools fall in love?"Because they don't see the precipice in time.
Why do we need friends?
Because they want to make someone else as miserable as they are.What's a good cure for the flu?
missing school/work, staying home, watching TV shows all day long and eating tons of ice cream :-)Why don't we live forever?
because our feet start permanently smelling funny by the age of 79.Why doesn't cheese grow on trees?
trees are vehemently opposed to cheese. in another life they were enemies. Why are the letters on the keyboard arranged the way the are?
it is the only possible combination of keys that does not form a profane word.who invented colors?
A: Your MomQ:Why people drink coffee black?
Because it doesn't come in blue.Why do elephants always remember?
So that they don't get caught out when they lie to their wives!Why do many men look so good in drag?
spandex.Why are so many people allergic to grass?
Because lettuce is shy.Why doyou need two pairs of shoes?
A: Because you have 4 feet.Q: Why do phonebooks have yellow pages?
Because they ran out of blue ones.Why do frogs croak?
They actually speak English, but it sounds like croaking if you don't speak frog.Why does everyone raid the bread and milk aisles at the grocery store when there's a threat of snow?
because the channel ABC stands for "Annoying & Bothersome Commercials."Why do they call it riding the pink elephant?
Fiona wrote: "Because idiots are in control of the air waves.Why can't we shoot people through cannons any more?"
We've all gotten bigger over the generations!
Why do new (beautiful) shoes hurt?!!!
Because you couldn't read them if they were black.Why do birds sing?
A:Because they got nothing else to do except flying.Q:Why do some bunch of weirdos, such as members of this group, keep on asking and answering the same bunch of stupid questions?
BECAUSE THEY CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!Why does your bellybutton collect lint?
Because where else would we collect lint?Why are some people so uptight??
It's been widely proven that the belly-button is the safest place for valuable lint collections. You wouldn't want to put it in your pocket, where you could drop it at any time!Why is Silent Bob silent?
Becky wrote: "It's been widely proven that the belly-button is the safest place for valuable lint collections. You wouldn't want to put it in your pocket, where you could drop it at any time!Why is Silent Bob ..."
Because that other guy doesn't let him get a word in edge wise!
What about toejam? ;)
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