Paul Lazenby

“God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.”
― Garrison Keillor , Happy to Be Here

“When in doubt, look intelligent.”
― Garrison Keillor

“I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course--the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end.”
― Douglas Adams

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
― Garrison Keillor