Sofija

“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”
― Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

“Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

“I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.”
― Plato, The Republic

“An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, so they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.”
― Plato