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The Deconstructionists Playbook: An Anthology

by Crystal Cheatham

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Jul 17, 2021 07:41AM

“Submissive Believe it or not, some people want to have relationships made entirely out of getting yelled at and called mean names. While this type of situation is not for everyone, it is not entirely uncommon in a community known as BDSM (Bigfeet and Dinosaurs Screaming Meanly).”
― Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance

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“Oh my god.' I say, overwhelmed by the forest of dicks that surrounds me. 'I can’t believe how gay I really am...”
― Chuck Tingle, Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn

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“Just how rich are you?” I finally ask. “Pretty rich,” Snabe informs me. “I didn’t really earn it, though. I was written into incredible wealth by Chuck Tingle, the author. You can’t really just be a bad boy in books like this, you’ve gotta be a billionaire bad boy. It’s kinda toxic, actually.” I”
― Chuck Tingle, Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

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“I remember screaming.” I say, a single tear rolling down my cheek. “And then I remember Waldo opening his jaws and eating my friend, just swallowing him whole in one massive T-Rex bite.”
― Chuck Tingle, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass

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“I’m gay,” Bumbleborn says. “Uh… what?” I stammer, a little confused. “That’s cool.” “I just wanted to say that clearly in this story instead of claiming years later it was there in the subtext the whole time,” the woolly mammoth continues. “That’s awesome,” I reply with a smile, only half following this conversation that’s clearly steeped in metamagic. ”
― Chuck Tingle, Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus

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