“I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― The Collected Dorothy Parker
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.”
― The Collected Dorothy Parker
“They sicken of the calm who know the storm.”
― Sunset Gun: Poems
― Sunset Gun: Poems
“What fresh hell is this?”
― The Portable Dorothy Parker
― The Portable Dorothy Parker
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
― You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker
― You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker
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