Allen

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
― John Green

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz