Emma

“People don't always get what they deserve in this world.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book

“Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life. ”
― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

“Instead of the word 'love' there was an enormous heart, a symbol sometimes used by people who have trouble figuring out the difference between words and shapes.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

“You would run much slower if you were dragging something behind you, like a knapsack or a sheriff.”
― Lemony Snicket