Lyndon Kozusko

“Bones mend. Regret stays with you forever.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

“I don’t need to learn about computers and the internet. My sperm does it for me”
― Matthew Bracey, Steel Dogs

“She doesn't respond, of course. She smirks. I guess she thinks of a smirk as a greeting.”
― Vera Jane Cook, Pleasant Day

“It’s in English,” I call out as it comes into focus. “It says ‘Made in China.’” At first Sister Loretta thinks I must be wrong, but when she sees the words for herself, she explains to us that God anticipated that the Communists in China would create technology that makes medals, rosaries, and plastic figurines really cheaply, and He was ready to temporarily forgive them for not being a democracy and for being pagans if they were willing to sell these holy goods to us at a fantastic discount, which shows us that God, like everyone else, goes out of His way to get a good deal on something He really needs. Who doesn’t like a bargain?”
― Kathleen Zamboni McCormick, Dodging Satan: My Irish/Italian, Sometimes Awesome, But Mostly Creepy, Childhood