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“Good gravy,” gasped Porkins, “it’s not a pig; it’s a creeper-pig!” “A creepig?” suggested Carl.”
― Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure
― Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book Two: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure
“Dead,” said Carl. “Or at least as dead as she ever gets. She’s probably respawned back in the Overworld and is enjoying a delicious baked potato as we speak.” “Do you ever think of anything apart from baked potatoes?!” Spidroth snapped. “Not often,” said Carl.”
― Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“Dave turned and headed back down the train track, but when he got outside, his mouth dropped open in shock. Surrounding the station were hundreds and hundreds of white zombies, all staggering towards the building. “Oh great,” sighed Carl, looking out at the endless zombies. “Zombies. Why does it always have to be zombies?” “To be fair, old bean, it’s not always zombies,” said Porkins. “Ok, then why does it sometimes have to be zombies?” said Carl. “I’d rather it was never zombies at all.”
― Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books
― Dave the Villager 36: Unofficial Minecraft Books
“Finally, she married Gabe Ugliano, who was nice the first thirty seconds we knew him, then showed his true colours as a world-class jerk. When I was young, I nicknamed him Smelly Gabe. I’m sorry, but it’s the truth. The guy reeked like mouldy garlic pizza wrapped in gym shorts.”
― Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
― Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
“Dave was about to agree with Spidroth, but then the Sight gave him a warning. Normally the Sight mainly gave him visions, so this warning really stood out. It was like the Sight was giving him a direct message. “No,” said Dave. “I don’t know why exactly, but the egg isn’t safe here. We need to take it with us.” Spidroth raised an eyebrow. “Is the Sight telling you that?” Dave nodded. “Who’s the fool now?” Carl grinned at Spidroth. “Quiet, creeper,” said Spidroth. “Or I will cut off your head and place it on top of that pillar instead of the egg.”
― Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
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