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“You see my farts. . .they’re really, really, really bad. Like, school cafeteria mystery-meat bad. They smell a lot like gunpowder. Sometimes I can’t help it, and I just fart without warning.”
― Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life
― Diary of a Minecraft Creeper, Book 1: Creeper Life
“Dead,” said Carl. “Or at least as dead as she ever gets. She’s probably respawned back in the Overworld and is enjoying a delicious baked potato as we speak.” “Do you ever think of anything apart from baked potatoes?!” Spidroth snapped. “Not often,” said Carl.”
― Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
― Dave the Villager 40: An Unofficial Minecraft Book
“Keep the change,” she said happily. “But you haven’t given me enough money,” said the bartender. “That’s okay,” said McAlex. “You can keep the change.” “But there is no change,” said the bartender. “So, how can I keep it?”
― Carl and Alex Present: World War Potato: An Unofficial Minecraft Story
― Carl and Alex Present: World War Potato: An Unofficial Minecraft Story
“I’m… I’m eating a hopper?” Alex said, her lip trembling. “I’m eating a cute little hopper??” “You’re eating a delicious little hopper,” said Carl. “Although most people call them rabbits.” “Carl!” said Dave. “Stop being mean. But, er, he is right, Alex. Sorry.”
― The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series
― The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 6–10: An unofficial Minecraft series
“Here is where they send in interrogators to ask her questions. “How many kids are in the Graveyard?” “A bunch.” “Who sends your supplies?” “George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.” “How often do you receive new arrivals?” “About as often as you beat your wife.”
― UnWholly
― UnWholly
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