Amy Brown

“The cats stubbornly refuse to keep the tinfoil hats on. It’s like they want the government to read their minds. Which they actually might, now that I’m thinking about it, because they might be sending messages to the government asking to be removed from this house before they get laminated. I can see their point.”
― Jenny Lawson

“All that you touch You Change. All that you Change Changes you. The only lasting truth Is Change.”
― Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower

“Necessity is the mother of invention but boredom is the mother of doing bafflingly stupid shit.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Maybe that’s why people overschedule their kids now. Maybe it’s to avoid driving your lawn mower over a small cliff made by gopherlike children.”
― Jenny Lawson