Lance Hassan

“Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry.”
― Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

“Reality is frequently inaccurate.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy