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“Nothing is worth more than this day. You cannot relive yesterday. Tomorrow is still beyond your reach.”
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“Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.”
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“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.”
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“My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and called the police to report him for child molesting. He had never molested me, but I wanted to have a party that weekend and needed him out of the house.”
― My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
― My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
“At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer.”
― My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
― My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
Not Your Mama's Book Club
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“No two persons ever read the same book.” –Edmund Wilson Welcome! The "Not Your Mama's Book Club" will be choosing a monthly book to read and will th ...more
Jessi’s 2025 Year in Books
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