Niki

“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

“Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.”
― Connie Willis, To Say Nothing of the Dog

“I'm an aspiring writer.' I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.”
― Jake Black