Shelly

“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.”
― C.S. Lewis

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche