Joanna

“The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!”
― Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

“The moon people do not eat by swallowing food but by smelling it. Their money is poetry - actual poems, written out on pieces of paper whose value is determined by the worth of the poem itself.”
― Paul Auster, Moon Palace

“Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.”
― Jim Harrison, Warlock

“Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.”
― Sydney Smith