Chandler

“I love your bracelet!’ I said to the brunette next to me, because, while most girls are onto the whole stranger-with-candy thing, the strangers-with-compliments strategy is still remarkably effective.”
― Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

“I am the knight with a shining Jetta. I am your fucking steed.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.”
― Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

“Pop's leg was across the room when I came downstairs.”
― Kathryn Miller Haines, The Girl Is Murder