Chandler

“Pop's leg was across the room when I came downstairs.”
― Kathryn Miller Haines, The Girl Is Murder

“I love your bracelet!’ I said to the brunette next to me, because, while most girls are onto the whole stranger-with-candy thing, the strangers-with-compliments strategy is still remarkably effective.”
― Ally Carter, Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy

“I am the knight with a shining Jetta. I am your fucking steed.”
― David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

“If we hadn't hated him a lot, we might have liked him a little at that moment. But we did. So we didn't.”
― Ally Carter, Only the Good Spy Young