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George Carlin
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

Steven Wright
“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
Steven Wright

Steven Wright
“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
Steven Wright

George Carlin
“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.”
George Carlin

year in books
Morris ...
1 book | 109 friends

Megan S...
3 books | 25 friends

Karen S...
1 book | 23 friends

Mary Krol
2 books | 16 friends

Theresa...
7 books | 12 friends

Esther ...
0 books | 13 friends

Martin ...
7 books | 36 friends

Timothy
0 books | 9 friends




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