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“Am taking legal advice to ascertain whether strangling an idiot nephew counts as murder. If it doesn't look out for yourself.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Right Ho, Jeeves

“Honoria, you see, is one of those robust, dynamic girls with the muscles of a welter-weight and a laugh like a squadron of cavalry charging over a tin bridge. A beastly thing to have to face over the breakfast table. Brainy, moreover. The sort of girl who reduces you to pulp with sixteen sets of tennis and a few rounds of golf and then comes down to dinner as fresh as a daisy, expecting you to take an intelligent interest in Freud.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Carry On, Jeeves

“If you can’t hurt the ones who hurt you, sometimes hurting anyone will do.”
― Jay Kristoff, Nevernight

“You could always put a shirt on.'
'It'd ruin my Murderous Bitch aesthetic.”
― Jay Kristoff, Darkdawn