Kristy

“In the immortal words of Duke Vaughn, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, take a big bite and chew slow.”
― Matthew FitzSimmons, The Short Drop

“Engaging with haters is like rearranging pictures on the Titanic. What’s the point?”
― Jodi Picoult, Leaving Time

“I think I threw up in my mouth, just from all of the plainness.”
― Morgana Best, A Ghost of a Chance

“and I manage to slog through half a cup of the worst coffee I’ve ever tasted. Frankly, it tastes like demon piss, which I would expect to be a mixture of sulfur, charcoal, coffee beans that have been scrubbed across the anus of a dead horse, and hazelnut.”
― Desmond Doane, The Dark Man