Grace

“Listen Relda, stop meddling in our affairs or you’re going to regret it,” said the mayor. “If you don’t want me meddling, then you must really do a better job of covering up your mistakes.”
― Michael Buckley, The Fairy-Tale Detectives

“The only bad ideas are the ones never tried,” Puck”
― Michael Buckley, The Problem Child

“You want me to be your boyfriend, don’t you?” Puck taunted. His wings suddenly popped out of his back and he swooped over to Sabrina. Before she knew how to react, the boy kissed her on the lips. A million thoughts ran through Sabrina’s head at once. Puck was annoying. He had dumped her in vats of disgusting glop. He’d put creepy crawlers in her bed. But the most awful thought of them all was the one about the kiss—it was nice.”
― Michael Buckley, The Problem Child

“THEY’RE NOT DOLLS. THEY’RE ACTION FIGURES!”
― Michael Buckley, Magic and Other Misdemeanors