“Jack: "For Christ's sake, it wasn't like I was on vacation. I've been in Iowa, in cornfield hell!
Keely: Did you just say you got cornholed in Iowa?”
― All Jacked Up
Keely: Did you just say you got cornholed in Iowa?”
― All Jacked Up
“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting his ex-girlfriend.”
― All Jacked Up
― All Jacked Up
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